samantha

I read and I write sometimes. | she/her | Ⓥ

[samantha @sameldrr]

@vnasteaaa @nataliercollins But have y’all seen what the inside of the sub looks like? There’s no windows!!!! You have to watch it all on a screen. There aren’t even any seats 🫥

[samantha @sameldrr]

@vnasteaaa THANK U 💕

[samantha @sameldrr]

Porkchop is so weird he barks his head off at most people but he practically jumped into some woman’s arms today at Petco, happy as anything. Like ?????

[samantha @sameldrr]

💔

[Publishers Weekly @PublishersWkly]

BREAKING NEWS: Cormac McCarthy, a preeminent voice in American literature over the better part of the past half-century, died today at his home in Santa Fe, N.M., his publisher, Knopf, confirmed. He was 89. Full obit to follow.

[samantha @sameldrr]

Changed my body from the way God made it,
It reflects my altered mind.

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

Changed my body from the way God made it,
It reflects my altered mind.

[samantha @sameldrr]

My manager is also a bookworm and it’s so great

[samantha @sameldrr]

@vnasteaaa omg it was so unhinged

[samantha @sameldrr]

My favorite joke is when someone says to send a picture of something I just send a selfie

[samantha @sameldrr]

The smoke outside is freaking me out!

[samantha @sameldrr]

I want to take a film class on Barry

[samantha @sameldrr]

Really in the mood for 55 burgers, 55 fries, 55 tacos, 55 pies, 55 Cokes, 100 tater tots, 100 pizzas, 100 tenders, 100 meatballs, 100 coffees, 55 wings, 55 shakes, 55 pancakes, 55 pastas, 55 peppers, and 155 taters

[samantha @sameldrr]

@azorable Iconic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://t.co/lm4UP2SXxY

[samantha @sameldrr]

I have been saving credit card points to buy a walking pad for my office and I’m so close and so hyped

[samantha @sameldrr]

@breezyinspace YUPPPPP

[samantha @sameldrr]

@asyouwishkris Omg!!!!!!!!!!! 💓

[samantha @sameldrr]

Grown adults calling women with children “mama” makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up