Hannah Witte

I have a dream to work with the marketing teams that came up with Baby Nut and IHOB

[Hannah Witte @hannah_witte]

First book of 2021 ✔️

The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins

I started listening to the audiobook during the summer but never finished it. So glad I picked up this copy because, wow, the ending is so good. The movie, not so much.

[Hannah Witte @hannah_witte]

So @MythicalChef said my petition for Sloppy Joes to become the national food of Sundays (aka Sloppy Sunday) deserved a medal. Not saying that’s true butttt @Mythical if you do Will It Sloppy Joe, I think I’m more than qualified to be a consultant

[Hannah Witte @hannah_witte]

Add this to the list of borderline funny looking vehicles that I love

[Ford Motor Company @Ford]

Say hello to the F-100 Eluminator electric concept truck. #SEMA2021​

🔘 480 hp​
🔘 634 lb-ft​
🔘 All-wheel drive​
🔘 And alllll electric

[Hannah Witte @hannah_witte]

Eleventh Book of 2021 ✔️

The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald

I have to apologize to my high school English teacher for when I just read the Sparknotes version for class. I missed so much, but luckily the previous owner of this copy left plenty of notes in the margins.

[Hannah Witte @hannah_witte]

First book of 2021 ✔️

The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins

I started listening to the audiobook during the summer but never finished it. So glad I picked up this copy because, wow, the ending is so good. The movie, not so much.

[Hannah Witte @hannah_witte]

Tenth Book of 2021 ✔️

Everything Will Be Okay by Dana Perino

Tips, advice, and reassurance for the job seeker fresher out of college (me) to the ambitious career woman looking to make her next jump up the ladder (future me). I will need to come back to this one in a few years.

[Hannah Witte @hannah_witte]

Some comments from my most recent Star Wars marathon #MayTheFourthBeWithYou

[Hannah Witte @hannah_witte]

@carbloeder This is objectively the funniest tweet

[Hannah Witte @hannah_witte]

Today I found out that for the last two years, whenever I blew kisses at my roommate, she thought I was saying “thank you” in sign language

Who didn’t let this girl feel love??

[Hannah Witte @hannah_witte]

@Rmeihack The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt and All That You Leave Behind by Erin Lee Carr

[Hannah Witte @hannah_witte]

I watch all YouTube content at 2x speed, and I’m wondering if that has an impact on the rate at which I speak

[Hannah Witte @hannah_witte]

I don’t have a picture to post but trust me; I had a cute outfit on for Christmas

[Hannah Witte @hannah_witte]

@EmKeif Your new bio: Middle Part Advocate