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[Teegan MacNeil @Teegan_Mac10]

I'm gonna get drunk and eat some pepperoni n chicken fingers

[Teegan MacNeil @Teegan_Mac10]

I'm to sick to die #hung #StPaddysDay 1 #tecil 0

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Me & my wife walking away from the self checkout after ringing up filet mignon as bananas

[zander @zandirts]

mom: put that nintendo DS down now you’re at the dinner table

7 year old me playing cooking mama:

[Lya Angelou. @leawhatwhat]

But it’s me who has to stop eating meat to save the planet

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

robber: *breaks into my house assuming everyone’s asleep*

my fatass eating at 2am:

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

don’t sit in the house all day. it’s bad for your mental health u guys. 😎

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

When you’re walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :)

You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

[reclyner @lauryncly]

Pee after storming area 51 or else youll get a ufo

[HBTZ @hannahbeaton]

@avery_beaton I hate you

[Thalia @thaliaaa_xo]

Why he did my grandma like this tho 😭😂😂😂😭