Hannah Meshulam

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[Hannah Meshulam @HannahChirps]

Every single appointee is living out the nightmare of waking up the morning of a test when you haven’t gone to the class all semester and also your grade will determine the health and safety of hundreds of millions of people

[Acyn @Acyn]

Lujan: Mr. Kennedy, do you know how many babies born in this country are covered through medicaid?

RFK JR: I would guess about 30 million.

[Hannah Meshulam @HannahChirps]

@nataliegwinters Learn how to spell next! Great blowout though.

[Hannah Meshulam @HannahChirps]

@GrittyNHL Gritty you’re the only good thing about Philly, I love you

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

This tweet is proof that all the money in the world cannot buy happiness.

[Hannah Meshulam @HannahChirps]

How about “broke” politics, since that’s what they want to make us

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

We need a counterpart to the word “woke”, a loosely defined word with vaguely negative connotations to associate with anything remotely conservative

[Hannah Meshulam @HannahChirps]

@TrueSlazac Broke

[Hannah Meshulam @HannahChirps]

my old manager used to tell me that if someone paid in cash, I should put their change on the wettest part of the bar bc they will often just leave it out of disgust and you get a bigger tip, you just have to blow them bills dry when you get home

[Hannah Meshulam @HannahChirps]

Do not pass go do not collect $200

[ٴ @galliakno]

This isn’t my WOKEST opinion (and arguably not a woke opinion at all) but

The common association of Diddy and homosexuality instead of serial sexual assault is obviously very insensitive but also reflective of a lot of your guys’ homophobia

[Hannah Meshulam @HannahChirps]

@MillerStream It must be really hard to have no one in the world who loves you. It must be tough, Jon.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

It is kinda funny that “socially conservative, fiscally liberal” was considered so absurd it was literally a punchline and now it’s a major force driving our politics

[Тania Melnyczuk @ekverstania]

Man, this is an interesting exchange. Many people are disadvantaged in this kind of situation: most of us don't have the full set of weapons and skills—body language, posture, tone, eye contact, reading the other guy's responses, quick thinking. This guy has… a lot.

[m @samcentric]

my favourite kind of marketing is the kind where i was planning on watching a movie even before the marketing started and then the marketing makes me really not want to do that at all

[Hannah Meshulam @HannahChirps]

Just have AI write the logline, it’ll be fine no one will notice

[Hannah Meshulam @HannahChirps]

@teammoreno2024 Loser tweet

[Hannah Meshulam @HannahChirps]

@GovParsonMO @Missouri_NG Free Marcellus! It is not too late to do the right thing

[Hannah Meshulam @HannahChirps]

@GovKemp You will rot in hell