Hannah Cruickshank

pitttttttt

[Daniel Johnson @danevanjohnson]

Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child.

Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.

[saf @voidsknj]

don’t be shy, charge the first medical examiner with obstruction of justice whilst you’re at it 🥰

[madison @madisonripIey]

when the twilight soundtrack comes on shuffle

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

hi sorry but if you’re “quarantining” with different people every single day then I do not think you understand what the word quarantine means

[a @thisisnotahmad]

A whole neighborhood in Italy is reciting the ‘I Am Your Mother’ monologue from Hereditary while they’re on lockdown and self-quarantined. #COVIDー19

[this isnt the krusty krab @RealPattyWap]

Pitbull watching Jlo and Shakira leave him out of the #SuperBowlLIV halftime show

[Hannah Cruickshank @hannahcruicks]

I built a Volvo for #VolvoSafety Sunday and am rooting for safety during the big game for a chance to win. To enter, visit https://t.co/mJDKWyFFAz

[trish @ultragloss]

niall looks like he’s performing with his cousins for his family after thanksgiving dinner and harry looks like he’s entering a fight to the death that he can only win by dancing

[will defries @willdefries]

never forget about the insanely british kid who threatened to uppercut santa if he’s on the naughty list https://t.co/lgfwur6o40

[vic @pimpdaddyvick]

ima tell my kids this is Ed Sheeran

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

Gonna tell my kids this is how they broke down the Berlin Wall

[scaremy | NEWS BITES @then0wnow]

this is how victorious transitions between scenes

[tilly @teefortilly]

I think about this a lot

[Sam @ThickShorty420]

Woke up today furious at whoever started that horrible trend of reposting other people’s stories for their birthdays

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Overestimates his height a little.