hannah banana bread

not glutenous, very gluttonous. link to my TED Talk↴

[hannah banana bread @hannahdern]

@CNN X2 six flags magic mountain

The seat legitimately just bangs your head from side to side uncontrollably for two minutes and it HURTS

[hannah banana bread @hannahdern]

One thing about me is I always need some type of sauce with my food

[hannah banana bread @hannahdern]

It’s honestly terrifying how many people don’t know that YOU CAN CALL 911 WITHOUT CELL SIGNAL/SERVICE!!!!!!

[hannah banana bread @hannahdern]

As someone with celiac disease, my biggest pet peeve is when people say “I’m celiac” or “Are you celiac?” Like it’s an ethnicity or a political affiliation.

[hannah banana bread @hannahdern]

Remember when the world was supposed to end 12 years ago lol

[ɥʇɐs @sathbabii]

he took action against private health insurance corporations is what he did. he was a brave italian martyr. in this house, luigi mangione is a hero, end of story!

[MLB @MLB]

Victory Boulevard, THEY LOVE IT!

The LA @Dodgers are one win away from winning the #WorldSeries.

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

illegal transgender alien

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[hannah banana bread @hannahdern]

So we’ve all just been pronouncing @shoptemu wrong

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

I JUST FELL OFF MY BED AND SCREAMED

[hannah banana bread @hannahdern]

@llichtl @TheDemocrats Ever heard of separation of church and state??? Extremely unprofessional of you to tweet such a clear political stance when you know many of your followers are impressionable young people. Yikes!
I used to respect you😂

[hannah banana bread @hannahdern]

@HeidiStevens13 I hate seeing my town on this list

[megan thee scallion @MeganMercer27]

everyone has a horrific hamster story…they all meet untimely deaths.

[nico (perpetually lifeless) 🦥 @unicornthorn]

When we talk about fatphobia, many seem to think the issue is that fatphobia makes fat people feel insecure.

No. The issue is fatphobia is a system of oppression that works to marginalize & eradicate fat people. It literally KILLS US.

This is not an exaggeration or hyperbole.

[hannah banana bread @hannahdern]

@KayeSteinsapir With grief, I’ve found that at first you miss their presence, and as time goes on, you miss their existence. It’s a subtle yet super painful realization, but it shows growth in your grieving and that’s important

[hannah banana bread @hannahdern]

@Disneyland needs a tattoo shop in the park… Disney adults would lose their minds

[NRDC 🌎🏡 @NRDC]

ICYMI ➡️ Canada's Indigenous people will now be compensated for the environmental injustices they've endured for decades + will receive funding and support to clean up contaminated drinking water on reservations. https://t.co/eUoiB8Qpp7

[hannah banana bread @hannahdern]

@alisonmartino MY GRANDPA OWNED A WILL WRIGHTS ICE CREAM PARKLOR