Hannah Flam

read on for my daily Flamisms

[Hannah Flam @hannahflam]

I just showed up to an audition a month early. #FlammedIt

[Hannah Flam @hannahflam]

@GrossmanMax You are a national treasure

[Hannah Flam @hannahflam]

My current diet: cheese, cheese, and more cheese.

[John Robert Allman @Johnny_Allman]

That one aunt at every wedding

[Hannah Flam @hannahflam]

Venmo is officially my new favorite social media platform.

[Stephanie J. Block (she/her) @StephanieJBlock]

I won 13 years ago when I met this man. ❤️

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ivy. She wanted to show you the flowers she found on her walk. Hopes they’re your favorite color. 12/10 thank you so much for sharing

[Hazel @thezehazeleyezz]

omg she came as hannah montana and we didn’t even know

[Hannah Flam @hannahflam]

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[Hannah Flam @hannahflam]

THIS is why I love the theatre. Happy #WorldTheaterDay.
Katrina Lenk (THE BAND'S VISIT) performs "If I Were a Rich Man" https://t.co/aNCJw51EIH via @YouTube

[Hannah Flam @hannahflam]

I just entered Hadestown lottery to win $42.50 (plus service fee) tickets! https://t.co/SLZ1oV1nfd #luckyseat via @lucky_seat

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I find it revealing when people mock where I came from, & say they’re going to “send me back to waitressing,” as if that is bad or shameful.

It’s as though they think being a member of Congress makes you intrinsically “better” than a waitress.

But our job is to serve, not rule.

[Hannah Flam @hannahflam]

My Thursday mantra. #selfcare #selflove

[m @msnetik]

When a witch tells you to go to the wood to get 4 ingredients

[Hannah Flam @hannahflam]

Today, while trying to cue, “Point your knuckles towards each other,” I said, “Point your knockers towards each other... #FlammedIt

[Hannah Flam @hannahflam]

@hegerle Finally! I can focus on my baking again now that we’ve taken back The House!

[Hannah Flam @hannahflam]

THERE IS A NEW SEASON OF THE GREAT BRITISH BAKING SHOW STREAMING ON NETFLIX!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!

[Hannah Flam @hannahflam]

Update: I waited 30 minutes for a salad...

[Hannah Flam @hannahflam]

Will wait any amount of time for sweet sweetgreen goodness.

[Hannah Flam @hannahflam]

Two people are getting real crabby with one another on the train and I’m sitting between them...