Hannah Jane Humphrey

the kind of girl that always eats dessert first

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

Here’s a fun game: Find a baby boomer and tell them ~the factual facts~ of how bad the job market is for young educated people in 2019 and see how long they’ll argue with you

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

So apparently my team at work has a spreadsheet with everyone’s favorite treats they reference for birthdays and such, and most of them say like “brownies” or “ice cream” (like normal dessert things) and today I learned that mine says “ @Wendys fofofo” and I am 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑒𝑧𝑖𝑛𝑔

[Tito @Tito_badito]

You never see it comin til it’s knockin out your teeth

[Turnpike Troubadours @TpTroubadours]

I love you. https://t.co/gDLnRos6nB

[Hannah Jane Humphrey @hannahhhjaneee]

@JohnMHumphrey I was an awesome bird dog as long as you let me dress up in all camo

[Hannah Jane Humphrey @hannahhhjaneee]

happiness comes in the form of this child

[Blac Papi @blacpapipmh]

Stay focused on the goals

[Hannah Jane Humphrey @hannahhhjaneee]

"out in the deep blue yonder" @Brad__Sherrill

[Hannah Jane Humphrey @hannahhhjaneee]

Best part of the Baylor Game tonight was going home to make pancakes after

[Ole Miss Kappa Sigma @umksig]

Kappa Sig will be donating $0.25 for every RT and $0.10 for every like this tweet gets towards #HurricaneHarvey relief efforts in Houston.

[Hannah Jane Humphrey @hannahhhjaneee]

Baylor Theta, where the entire chapter gets free Kendra Scott from the color bar. 👌🏼 #notmad

[Hannah Jane Humphrey @hannahhhjaneee]

Went on our first big boy walk today ✔️

[Hannah Jane Humphrey @hannahhhjaneee]

@ariel_rathjen https://t.co/2UMwMsswFM

[Erin Wiese @erin_wiese]

which wine pairs best with a natural disaster

[Katie Gray @HeyitsKatieGray]

I want to live in a world where teachers put the syllabus under the syllabus tab

[Hannah Jane Humphrey @hannahhhjaneee]

Goals https://t.co/F1TYWlgWim

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Watching eclipse with sunglasses on through the Model S glass roof. Wow!