Hannah Kae

[weston @Wes10]

I love my Angry Birds 🕊️💕

[Marissa Deas @marissa_deas]

Re: life update - I’m back on coffee just to survive school R.I.P.

[Victoria @VictoriaSkaggs1]

Living in the Midwest is asking if you got a tan after one day of 60 degree weather

[Hannah Kae @hannahknich]

love you too bb ❤️

[weston @Wes10]

I love all my past and future girlfriends!

[Hannah Kae @hannahknich]

if this gets 100 retweets I put a notch in my eyebrow. don’t test me I WILL DO IT. cmon you know it’ll make me look so funny just retweet already

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

right now through april is tough because if you’re single u just kind of have to float along until it’s warm enough for people to be interested in love again

[Hannah Kae @hannahknich]

people with extremely basic names should NOT be drafted in WWIII. period. think about it: calling for Emily during a battle and five Emilys turning around. BOOM. they all get shot. who wants that???

[Hannah Kae @hannahknich]

oh. well shoot

[Hannah Kae @hannahknich]

why are people still arguing over whether Adam Driver is hot? don’t wanna offend but c’mon honey we both know that anyone who came from Mishawaka, Indiana does NOT have the capacity to be attractive #SorryNotSorry

[Hannah Kae @hannahknich]

how’s your day going, everybody? oh me? it’s been good, nothing rly that cool has happened. oh wait I did meet the queen of England haha whoopsie I forgot about that!!! just an everyday occurrence for me lol xoxo, gossip girl

[James @CaucasianJames]

ur gpa doesn’t matter in the real world. but u know what does matter? kohl’s cash

[James @CaucasianJames]

hey do u think u could venmo me for holding the door open for u earlier i saved u time and time is money lol

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Sorry I forgot to get back to you I was on Tik Tok for 15 consecutive hours

[Hannah Kae @hannahknich]

i aspire to have a Twitter as funny as @cool_mike3’s.

[Hannah Kae @hannahknich]

yeah

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m in iowa looking for love. just roaming the corn fields

[Hannah Kae @hannahknich]

if anyone would like to Venmo me some money after I dropped a whole quarter on the ground today & someone stole it, it would be greatly appreciated. @ hannah-nicholls and anything helps!! God bless :)

[James @CaucasianJames]

excuse me, but my lips are chapped, so why don’t u try being a little bit nicer to me

[Hannah Kae @hannahknich]

nursing majors are so DUMB sometimes smh 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Hannah Kae @hannahknich]

me at 10pm on a Monday night, frantically stuffing toilet paper from the bathroom into an empty tissue box: “if only my future husband could see me now.”

[James @CaucasianJames]

under this $5 t-shirt from the old navy clearance rack lies a broken heart