Marissa Deas

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[Marissa Deas @marissa_deas]

Midterms are cramping my style

[Marissa Deas @marissa_deas]

Re: life update - I’m back on coffee just to survive school R.I.P.

[Marissa Deas @marissa_deas]

Life update: I’m still drinking coffee but now it’s not from necessity of surviving school

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwestern moms would like to remind everyone that 7up is the cure as cold season comes upon us

[Marissa Deas @marissa_deas]

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[Marissa Deas @marissa_deas]

I JUST TOOK A DNA TEST TURNS OUT IM 100% psycho because I have so much to do and I’m stressed about everything ahaha

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

nobody: *tornado sirens*

midwesterners: “it’s wednesday my people"

[Marissa Deas @marissa_deas]

Had this insane thought last week and I haven't stopped thinking about it, but Im pretty sure that the Macarena was the 90's equivalent of Despacito. nuf said

[Marissa Deas @marissa_deas]

PSA: 5 dogs is 4 dogs too many for one person.

[Cedarville University @cedarville]

Pursue righteousness: it will inspire the saints and be a challenging contrast to evil behavior. That was Senior Class Chaplain Ray Tiell's call on us today at #CUinChapel.

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

It’s a move of desperation. They know strips are the future.

[Marissa Deas @marissa_deas]

When your friends start coming to you for pre-cal help... it’s only the first week and we’re still on algebra 2 review 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ It’s gonna be a long year y’all

[Marissa Deas @marissa_deas]

“When it’s gone to ‘booty leftovers’ you know it’s gone too far” -Clara

[Marissa Deas @marissa_deas]

To Erick, the lifeguard whom I met today:
1. I know you saw my friend Maddie 😏.
2. I’m sorry you were there for 9 hours w/o talking to people
3. I hope you enjoyed laughing at those kids

[Marissa Deas @marissa_deas]

This is science and science is weird. https://t.co/1GHqbWIVeT

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

am i the only person on earth who can clearly hear that it’s saying yanny and laurel at the same time and you can just focus on either

[Marissa Deas @marissa_deas]

When they say reach for the stars but your so short and all you can really aspire to is reaching for the socks in the bottom of the washing machine. #ShortPeopleProblems #thestruggleisreal

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

When someone says "a nice pair of jeans" is OK to wear at an event, I have no idea what that means except, "not dirty."

[Marissa Deas @marissa_deas]

One week left of school. I’m torn between feeling motivated and feeling exhausted.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Here's a thing that is pretty amazing. I can say "Severus Snape" and you're like, "Yeah, OK." But then I can say, "Snape. Snape. Severus Snape" and you'll be like...