Hannah Kritzstein

Freelance journalist turned brand strategist // @BU_Tweets alum // Rodent enthusiast

[Hannah Kritzstein @hannahkritz]

@concetta_sloss I am laughing so hard at this omg

[Hannah Kritzstein @hannahkritz]

@jimbolandnation Maybe they can only take a few jobs at a time because the work will drive you nuts!!! 🐿️

[Hannah Kritzstein @hannahkritz]

I have never worked harder at anything than I have trying to pay someone to come to my house and see if there are squirrels in my attic. I guess the small rodent control industry is booming?

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

this is the weirdest rebrand. hbo is an extremely well-known brand that's associated with some of the best tv shows ever. was there market research like "yeah we're worried people think our streaming service might have too much good stuff on it"

[Hannah Kritzstein @hannahkritz]

Counting down the SECONDS to July 21st

[Barbie Movie @barbiethemovie]

Meet our Barbies and Kens ✨#BarbieTheMovie

[Hannah Kritzstein @hannahkritz]

@HolliGolddd 😂

[Hannah Kritzstein @hannahkritz]

Was talking to my husband about the musical Jesus Christ Superstar when he said “I thought that was with Molly Shannon…?”

[The Cut @TheCut]

You can exhale now: Michelle Yeoh won the Best Actress Oscar for her role as Evelyn in Everything Everywhere All At Once, making her the first Asian woman to ever take home the Best Actress award, and the first woman of color to win since 2002 #Oscars https://t.co/nmOnn7j9TA

[Kyle Buchanan @kylebuchanan]

“Ladies, don’t let anybody ever tell you that you are past your prime,” says Michelle Yeoh, 60, as she accepts her Oscar.

[Hannah Kritzstein @hannahkritz]

BRING OUT RACACOONIE!! #Oscars

[Hannah Kritzstein @hannahkritz]

The Daniels remain as delightful as ever. What a wonderful speech. So well deserved!! #Oscars

[Bob Mondello @Bob_Mondello]

#Oscars Adapted Screenplay -- WOMEN TALKING

"First of all I want to thank the Academy for not being mortally offended by the words 'women' and 'talking' so close together like that." -- Sarah Polley

[MovieBoy @movieboy69]

The Daniels should’ve accepted the award on eachother’s shoulders in a long coat so they look like one big person instead of two guys

[Hannah Kritzstein @hannahkritz]

Hasn’t Malala been through enough? #Oscars

[Timothy Simons @timothycsimons]

Let M3GAN sing Titanium at the Oscars you cowards

[Hannah Kritzstein @hannahkritz]

Can’t wait for the internet to be weird about Pedro Pascal not saying the word “dicks”…poor guy #Oscars

[Vulture @vulture]

JOEL WATCH OUT

[Hannah Kritzstein @hannahkritz]

Just decided that every original song nominee needs more suspender dancing #Oscars

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

I like to think David Byrne brought his own hot dog fingers tonight, didn’t have to have it explained to him, didn’t even see the movie