Hannah McLafferty

Main achievements: Cycling Proficiency, Girl Guide of the Year 1992 and 1993, 3500 metres swimming badge. This account nothing to do with work.

[Hannah McLafferty @hannahmclaff]

@omlet 🐓

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This toy, which has no 'on' or 'off' switch, speaks loudly at random intervals in the night and a 47 yr old man is now too scared to go to the loo. #SatantheTankEngine

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@stwater Hi. I'm near Wellow, we've had no clean water since 8am yesterday. I have a 1-yr-old & can't wash bottles or give him a drink. Any update?

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

New! Cassetteboy vs Theresa May - https://t.co/dpqWYNUxiH

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@frsystems every time I get to the basket stage it times out! 4 hours of refreshing!

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@johndennen @PointCommsLee Come to the GB 3 Nations John, there'll be more than a measly 12 boxers there. And it's somewhere glam #Doncaster

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@Af_EBGC_Sports @DylanCoxBoxing @James_Cullen1 @halfdreamroom @LauraMinionRoss The dream team! Miss you guys, and my snazzy uniform.

[Af Marseh @Af_Essex_Boxing]

@DylanCoxBoxing @James_Cullen1 @hannahmclaff @gbboxing @England_Boxing @halfdreamroom
Throwback Wednesday

[Hannah McLafferty @hannahmclaff]

Coincidentally, there were several Sasquatch sightings in the area this morning too. https://t.co/GcQvJ5GqQ3

[Big Ben @big_ben_clock]

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

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@themaidmarian I'd forgotten I had a Twitter account. Might start using it.

[HuffPost UK @HuffPostUK]

9 pooping babies who look exactly like Donald Trump https://t.co/NAXsrr714V

[Guardian Opinion @guardianopinion]

Watch as Dry January ends and Britain becomes a middle-class Magaluf | Peter Bradshaw https://t.co/rrPDJWqEYd

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Explains it. https://t.co/FkivDDiLP5

[The Independent @Independent]

If you are easily distracted at work, you might be a genius https://t.co/z5pZ5feBaR

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@Bozzwell Ha! Thanks, that's Poppy, she was my Grandma's but now lives with my Auntie, she knows who loves her most though. x

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As long as the Special K diet involves eating cereal all day, barely taking a second to breathe between troughing, I'm on track. #winning

[Hannah McLafferty @hannahmclaff]

Final hour of graft before weekend celebrating other half's birthday at @ChurchStHotel & @boccadilupo (coincidentally my favourite places)

[Crimer Reruns @Crimer_Reruns]

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Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and Beechams Max Strength.

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Birthday @ABAE_CSO_BEN getting stuck into his big spongy boxing ring!