Viley Virus

I am a man trapped inside the body of a female demon & one day if you're lucky I will be inside of you-

WORSHIP ME!

[Viley Virus @hannahsatana]

RT @AHappyDandelion: OPERATION MAGA EDITION https://t.co/mEOW9m1Gqb

[Viley Virus @hannahsatana]

If a president has absolute immunity, can he assassinate members of the Supreme Court?

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RT @AHappyDandelion: OPERATION MAGA EDITION https://t.co/mEOW9m1Gqb

[Viley Virus @hannahsatana]

When people say they want to “own the libs,” they usually mean as slaves.

[Viley Virus @hannahsatana]

I’ve probably seen The Sound Of Music at least sixteen going on seventeen times.

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See you all in HELL!

[Viley Virus @hannahsatana]

Float like a butterfly,

Slap like a beeatch.

[Viley Virus @hannahsatana]

The “LOCK HER UP!!” crowd...

Now getting locked up.

[Viley Virus @hannahsatana]

@myfriendkatye Jesus Christ Katye, you gotta GET WITH SATAN

[Viley Virus @hannahsatana]

If Kirk Cameron shows up caroling at my door with no mask, he’s going to be having #groinpains

[Viley Virus @hannahsatana]

Donald Trump is the William Hung of Presidents.

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So now the governor of Las Vegas wants to gamble with people’s lives. #alwaysbetonblackplague

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KAG2020 stands for Kill All Grandparents apparently.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

All the governors are already backing off of the Ebola quarantines. Bad decision that will lead to more mayhem.

[Viley Virus @hannahsatana]

Joanie Loves Fauchi #QuarantineATVShow

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Flu Bloods #QuarantineATVShow

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Keeping Away From the Kardashians #QuarantineATVShow

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The Soapranos #QuarantineATVShow

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Putting the finishing touches on a new app that lets you swipe up or down on a person’s picture and send them either to Heaven or Hell.

I’m calling it SINder.

[Viley Virus @hannahsatana]

Every network that is allowed to cover the @realDonaldTrump Corona Task Force briefings should send only their female reporters.