Hannah Simpson 🇪🇺🐝🌹

4:05pm: Blatant female conspiracy.⁣
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Wirral-born, Hull-educated, Manchester-based writer. She/Her.

[Hannah Simpson 🇪🇺🐝🌹 @hannahsimpson__]

Did some writing about my favourite things; female friendship, and food, and the way the two intersect 🍽️

I'm really proud to have this piece published on @deardamsels - they're such a valuable platform amplifying women's voices ❤️

[Dear Damsels @deardamsels]

A meal between old friends stirs up new anxieties in today's piece. Salad Days by @@hannahsimpson__

https://t.co/NewtZQerRE

[Wes Ambrecht @iamwesley]

Lena Dunham’s adaptation of the Caroline Calloway story is already my favorite movie and she hasn’t even finished writing it.

[Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers]

People: "I want 2020 to be like the roarin' twenties!"

Earth: "Alright, infectious disease is spreading."

People: "No, not like that."

Earth: "The US stock market is tanking."

People: "Wait..."

Earth: "LMAO Bars can't be open anymore."

[Hannah Simpson 🇪🇺🐝🌹 @hannahsimpson__]

@_gracelatter I had little to no interest in watching this, but after those comparisons I need to.

[Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @MageOfSolitude]

Feeling burned out, might go live in a moving castle in the countryside and craft a terrifying reputation and develop alternate personas to keep people from bothering me and anyone I know from finding me and the king from asking me to do too much work

[Gina @ginamartinuk]

#InternationalWomensDay began on March 8th 1908 when 15k female garment workers – mainly immigrants – protested in New York against 60hr work weeks, dangerous work environments, child labour.

And people still buy 'feminist' tees from fast fashion giants using sweatshops.

[Julia Simons @DrJulia_Simons]

Panic buying is a symptom of a dysfunctional society diseased with individualism

To those with litres of soap at home- do you realise that to slow the transmission of COVID-19 you need other people to be cleaning their hands too?!

A fortress of toilet paper will not protect you

[Hannah Simpson 🇪🇺🐝🌹 @hannahsimpson__]

@alicemjslater @Lara_A_Williams @3ofCupsPress If I hadn't already ordered it, this would be the push I'd needed 🙌🏻

[beks @beksleary]

This was so eye opening to me as a child reading this book. I hope it did the same to those who needed their eyes opening tonight.

[Nathaniel Stinnett @NCStinn]

Scientists: you should wash your hands because of Coronavirus.

People: I'm gonna stop flying, hoard masks, work from home & totally rearrange my life.

Also Scientists: the #ClimateCrisis will kill millions - we must use clean power & change how we get to work.

People: No way.

[Hannah Simpson 🇪🇺🐝🌹 @hannahsimpson__]

@markhoppus I'm always trying to do this at work - tend to settle for "team", "gang" or "pals".

[Travis @travisalabanza]

At this point if you’re in the U.K. and not vocal in support of trans ppl, it’s safe assumption that you are against. This environment means every two seconds you find out another person you trust actually denies yours and others existence.

[Hannah Simpson 🇪🇺🐝🌹 @hannahsimpson__]

@bennessb When I'm at the tail end of a cold, my back teeth hurt if I run or jolt them in any way. It feels like they're jostling around at the back of my mouth, and it's often more distressing than the cold I've just had.

[Aisling Bea @WeeMissBea]

Today is the day we celebrate the day where Jesus said to his friends “lads, before things get a bit heavy - and I’ve a BLOODY feeling that they will, not looking at you JUDAS. Wink! -but will we all go for a load of pancakes?“

[megg @_M_egg]

A sign of getting older is knowing that your friends have good jobs and vaguely what sector they work in but having no idea what it is exactly that they do

[Nope, It's Gone @Joust_A_Minute]

FUN GAME: When someone tells you the name of their new baby, repeat it back to them, with their surname, and say “Like the murderer?!”

[Calum McSwiggan @CalumMcSwiggan]

Philip schofield’s wife has accepted his sexuality and is helping to support him through it. Stop trying to be angry on her behalf when she literally didn’t ask you to. You’re just making yourself sound homophobic.