Wes Ambrecht

Maker of movies. Lover of music. Beleaguered NY sports fan in LA.

[Wes Ambrecht @iamwesley]

@jjones9 Isn’t the LA Angels manager on a 1 year deal right now?

[Zito @_Zeets]

Brunson gave up over $100 million and bet that he could lead the Knicks to a title and it really paid off. Called his own shot. Insane aura gamble.

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

the new york accent man this shit means something to me

[Wes Ambrecht @iamwesley]

@flanthippe Where did he say this?

[menace @Kroniebits]

I think one of the worst things to happen in our recent culture is this trend of "if a piece of fiction makes me feel a non positive emotion it's bad"

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

That man got THROAT CANCER from eating his wife’s pussy so much, be SERIOUS!!!

[Wes Ambrecht @iamwesley]

@BuschBeer 🍑

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[S ⚾️ @yankee_babee]

Wow, this is tough. A Yankees 28th World Series win

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

Josh Hart hates analytics:

"They're lamp posts to a drunk person. You can lean on them, but it won't get you home"

KAT couldn't believe what he said 🤣🤣🤣

[Wes Ambrecht @iamwesley]

The hardest I’ve laughed in 2026

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Mr. On Blast is back at the Update desk!

[love, ife. @ifeoluw_a]

“romcom is cringe” as opposed to what? love itself is inherently absurd. yearning is embarrassing, devotion is theatrical, and vulnerability has always carried a certain humiliation to it. that’s precisely what makes it beautiful.

[Wes Ambrecht @iamwesley]

@Realitytv__fan Taylor Hicks in conversation to join the cast

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

ted turner was what you ideally do if you're a billionaire, which is spend your money on baseball and wrestling

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

John Sterling called 28.7% of all games in #Yankees franchise history—including 47.5% of all postseason games.

[Wes Ambrecht @iamwesley]

There will never be another 💙🤍

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Well, John, we thank you.

[Wes Ambrecht @iamwesley]

@sondraa I know but he was effectively DFAed for Schuemann

[Wes Ambrecht @iamwesley]

@allthistime_mp3

[Wes Ambrecht @iamwesley]

@caitiedelaney @littlebuffbois The logline when it went around was “Two strangers try to find love on the one night a year when pre-marital sex is legal” so I think married couples are free to fuck as they please.