Alex

Rachel sennott is my birthday twin

[julia @eathedocument]

wearing shorts with unshaved legs

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

being in the kitchen at the same time as your dad

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

@ImGivingupmama The way I made pasta earlier instead of getting Taco Bell

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

@ImGivingupmama Literalmente

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

Ryan Beatty getting heavy praise rn but how many of you were walking to class in 10th grade listening to this https://t.co/DNgfN93uVg

[Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus]

I was honestly really addicted to fentanyl until I saw the Euphoria finale and realized how bad it is

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

We don’t care because we have new ryan Beatty that day

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠
You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and @Pixar’s @toystory 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right?
You can pre-order now exclusively at https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

Cassie by the end of Euphoria was less intelligent than Cat by the end of victorious

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

I’m dead as a rue

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

E and spend the whole time in Albania

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

Let the British be hot

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

Time for the annual ritual of Americans being mad that British people are hot

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

Where is SUNY Geneseo

[Amazing Maps @amazingmap]

The Locations of America's Ivy League Universities

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

actually really excited for the olivia rodrigo album

[val @valyeeet]

turning 23 still in college

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

@ImGivingupmama We’re here

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

The vape on the table oh this queen

[Cultura Literal @culturaliteral1]

Así luce un bebedor profesional de Guinness. Tendré que probarlo la próxima vez.

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

The concept of sacrificing your own mother to host the Wordle game show

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Savannah Guthrie sacrificed her mother to get attention and a new job.

[Alex @hannahtheebaker]

She really went back to the canva school of terrible album covers for her PhD

[Gracie Abrams @gracieabrams]

‘Daughter from Hell’
My third album is out July 17
Hit the Wall this Thursday night
Whoa whoa whoa
Freaking out
I am so ready for it to be yours
❤️
Available to pre-order now
https://t.co/hR1l0UShXc

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

What is my girl hannah baker doing here💀