Hannah Jane Somerville

Loves quality puns, quality time, and quality dogs.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

FIVE HUNDRED NHL GOALS 🚨

Congratulations on the milestone, @emalkin71geno.

You've brought fans out of their seats 500 times - and we can't wait to cheer you on for #501 and beyond.

[Little League @LittleLeague]

MAGICAL SUMMER ☀️

Lake Mary Little League brings Florida its first-ever #LLWS Championship

[Zach Klein @zachklein]

This image of Buenos Aires is amazing.

[Hannah Jane Somerville @HannahTheJane]

Embarrassed that I read the first half of Daisy Jones and The Six before realizing the band wasn't real when I tried to look them up on @Spotify.

[Hannah Jane Somerville @HannahTheJane]

Meanwhile I will continue to vouch for @SpiritAirlines any day. Had my full flight itinerary changed and confirmed in the same amount of time I was on hold with Frontier.

[Hannah Jane Somerville @HannahTheJane]

@FlyFrontier I'm begging you to fix your customer service holding music. Y'all are blowing out my phone speakers with random screeching while waiting an hour to talk to someone. 😭

[Hannah Jane Somerville @HannahTheJane]

@TBDBITL What's the ogre-under? 🤔

[Hannah Jane Somerville @HannahTheJane]

@EvrettDaze Love this tip, thanks for sharing!

[Hannah Jane Somerville @HannahTheJane]

Putting all my plants in the window so they can watch #HurricaneIan and see how good they have it.

[Carlos @MattBlakeStan]

Steelers Bengals game

[Nathan Baugh @nathanbaugh27]

The most important skill you’ve never been taught:

Storytelling

10 dead-simple tips to make you a better storyteller:

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

Today NASA released more photos from the James Webb Space Telescope, which is now in orbit around the sun about 1 million miles from Earth. Via @TheAtlPhoto, images of a stellar nursery, an exoplanet, a planetary nebula, and a quintet of galaxies:
https://t.co/XQiEmU2CQl

[NPR @NPR]

Last year, the number of monarch butterflies that migrated to coastal California dropped below 2,000.This year, more than 100,000 monarchs have been counted so far. https://t.co/rjHeci5sWZ

[Hannah Jane Somerville @HannahTheJane]

Today I saw a teen getting arrested for jumping in the Harrisburg Bass Pro Shop fish tank and apparently this is a trend??

[Hannah Jane Somerville @HannahTheJane]

No joke, there were employees everywhere following the wet footprints like a Scooby Doo mystery.

[Hannah Jane Somerville @HannahTheJane]

@dbubb33 Don't be sleeping on the Dillon Panthers

[Hannah Jane Somerville @HannahTheJane]

@dbubb33 According to Google, "Being an aquatic amphibian, yes, terrapin turtles do lay eggs." 🐢

[Hannah Jane Somerville @HannahTheJane]

@olivegarden

[Hannah Jane Somerville @HannahTheJane]

@olivegarden should make a series of entrees called "impastabowls" that include gluten free, keto, and plant-based protein takes on classic dishes