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Everything is embarrassing.

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Do you ever think, “would I annoy me?”

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Some people have big Mad Hatter energy

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I want a boyfriend who treats me as good as @Chewy

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I wish grown ass adults got the zoomies

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In the south they call hemorrhoids the string of pearls

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I fucking knew it.

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Wizard of X

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If “rosebud;!;!” means anything to you, then there was a shrivlet of your childhood that was happy.

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was deep in some bitwork

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A real homie will give ya a cheeky swipe of Paris

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Love getting my hair done because I get to stare at myself for 4 hours having the worst hair day of my life.

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Sometimes I really miss my Neopets

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@DadEraMatt SynthL0rd

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I would’ve NEVER guessed this guy would leak government war secrets…

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let’s be edgy and take all the vwls out of words

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@DadEraMatt I love him!!!!!

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“You should really start locking your doors”
— My neighbor, standing in my kitchen

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One of the most talked about sneakers of the summer

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When life gives you demons, make demonade.

[Emily Moore @moorebetterer]

Sperm trying to get to the egg. #Superbowl #NFL

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@DadEraMatt you’re actually onto something here

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The millennial evangelical female to sex witch pipeline