Hannah Joelle

[jodie @jodieegrace]

the tinder swindler is so wild to me because if any man told me “my enemies are after me I need $25k” I would be like damn that’s crazy, good luck though

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I would watch Euphoria if it didn't have drugs and they all got along and they had to bake 3 things a week to impress the judges and try to get star baker

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

one of the wildest parts about the grinch is that he just had his whole ass out

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

third base is when your tummy hurts and they rub your back and tell you you’re really brave and pretty even though you can’t digest dairy

[✰ @koi_takleef]

Before I agree to 2022 I want to read the terms and conditions

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

Espresso martinis are millennial women’s Four Loko.

[Shai. @chiddybangy]

Rent trying to make eye contact with me

[Clarke @pleasuresystems]

A lot of you should try being in the top 1% of listeners to women

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[Eso @coolurbanhippie]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but rest is not a reward. You don’t have to earn rest. You need rest. You deserve rest. You are worthy of rest simply because you are a living being. And don’t ever feel guilty for taking time to rest.

[✼｡ﾟ･* boothang @showpassionn]

Why is gas 4 dollars a gallon when Jesus already paid the ultimate price

[Nick Jonas @nickjonas]

Oh hey November.

[WooDaddy @aj_father_woo]

Next month is NO-vember, don’t ask me for shit…

[X @xiorabella]

Just because a woman doesn’t require much that doesn’t mean you do the bare minimum!!

[Hannah Joelle @hannahvan29]

@jamesmgalindo who

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

Stranger Things better release that damn season cause half those kids turn 39 next year