Hannah

slowly working my way through all the ways in the world to fuck up

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m so happy

[trash jones @jzux]

they won't tell you this but the secret to life is having little sleepovers with your friends and reading your books in bed and waking up and getting coffee like an old married couple

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i am a complex female character

[clare @sadderlizards]

i just know i would have been diagnosed with hysteria in the 19th century

[chase @cfree94]

“your credit card statement is available for you to view” fuck you

[little special™ @dollbunyan]

my friend from high school is the only person who knows how to text me

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are.
We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

[Hannah @hannahwoe2]

@sportswithjohn Same post twice cause it’s worth it

Is there any sort of program for people to donate tests? While hopefully Danaher will change their prices, there are still people who can’t afford 5$ tests either. A test donation or “pay it forward” program would expand access even further

[Hannah @hannahwoe2]

@sportswithjohn
Is there any sort of program for people to donate tests? While hopefully Danaher will change their prices, there are still people who can’t afford 5$ tests either. A test donation or “pay it forward” program would be amazing in expanding access even further

[dodie (uses insta mostly) @doddleoddle]

singing after recovering from a cold is like trying to get water out your phone speaker by playing those videos does anyone know what i mean

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Me: (Mumbling as boss approaches my desk) i’ll kill myself in front of you if you ask me to do a single thing I swear to god
Boss: Hey can you email me that thing
Me: Oh for sure playa. No doubt

[trash jones @jzux]

“you’re gonna regret getting all those tattoos” they will surely pale in comparison to the other things i will regret

[Hannah @hannahwoe2]

It’s me, I’m guys

[chase @_chase_____]

guys will refer to everyone they know as “a buddy of mine”

[AkaBaka☮️ @ChromatoseDev]

Guys I have terrible news

The "you'll feel better if you exercise" people were right

[Hannah @hannahwoe2]

@hankgreen Honestly, the advice is the worst. Everyone thinks they know what will be best for you and your situation. And it just makes it so much more difficult because all of a sudden instead of just dealing with this thing you also deal with explaining every aspect of how you handle it

[ACLU @ACLU]

BREAKING: A federal court permanently blocked an Arkansas law that would have banned gender-affirming care for transgender youth, finding the law violates the constitutional rights of transgender youth, their parents, and their medical providers.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Electric shock therapy couldn’t make gay ppl straight but they rly think having a rainbow poster that says “be you” at an elementary school is going to turn children gay

[Hannah @hannahwoe2]

@hobisunshinebb @hankgreen Hahahahahahahaha great cool awesome, good to know

[Hannah @hannahwoe2]

@LewisCapaldi I’m not saying the wedding has to be tomorrow, but I am saying my sister has my bachelorette party planned and thinks we’re destined to be together. So like… hmu