Hanne Moon

Arizona State 20' | Alpha Phiii | IG: Hanne_moon

[Coach Mike @CoachMike_10]

*Sees dog*

*Realizes it’s wearing a service vest so it can’t be pet*

[relatable @byreIatable]

It’s been Halloween for 3 days and it’s not even Halloween yet

[Jeremy Jarrard @JJ_Jarrard]

We pregnancy checked cows today and one had a tag with the number “2319” and I yelled “WE’VE GOT A TWENTY THREE NINETEEN!!” and no one laughed or knew what I was talking about and now I’m actively job hunting because I’ll never flourish in this environment.

[Shay🦋 @SenkelShay]

If I’m lucky enough to marry someone that’s half the man my dad is, I’ll be doing well.

[the peoples champ @BrettMau5]

Alcohol tastes better when you’re underage because the secret ingredient is crime

[Sauce @SauceTerminal3]

Girls who take care of drunk people while also being drunk have wife energy

[ℭ𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔐 🇭🇳 @YoungDaggerDiik]

THATS SO FUCKING CUTE BRO

[Emily Schlacks @_schlacks_]

rt if ur excited to go to bed tonight

[Alex Dransfeldt @alexdransfeldt]

What part of “I need to save money” don’t I understand

[lucy,, @curledbitch]

who the fuCK CHANGED THE SOUND LMAOOOO

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

hearing an iphone alarm clock go off activates my fight or flight instincts

[nick dior @akaNickDior]

Seeing a therapist: $100/hour

Telling myself it be like that sometimes: free

[macklemore🌭 @macallmaryhew]

Been getting a lot of bread lately. Not money but my carb intake is just unreal