Hannibal Cook

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

50,000 retweets and our professor will let us get our medical degrees without taking our finals! I want to be a pediatric heart surgeon, let's goooooooo

[Hannibal Cook @hannibabel]

#brotesque http://t.co/tk9nB0DlEx

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@horaceappleton not an excuse

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@horaceappleton where the fuck you @. Get to the valley

[Hannibal Cook @hannibabel]

Vodka is so freshman year @AlexiaCBoggs

[Teju Cole @tejucole]

7. Mother died today. The program saves American lives.

[Hannibal Cook @hannibabel]

@ptpetersen I best be denied access? What are you trying to say Petey

[Hannibal Cook @hannibabel]

"So this is the bus going to Amhearst?" "I think so..." #shitmegabusdriverssay

[Hannibal Cook @hannibabel]

"let's drink till our dicks don't work" - @ppecksniff

[Hannibal Cook @hannibabel]

"The last mistake Dan Fredenberg made was getting killed in another man’s garage."

[Hannibal Cook @hannibabel]

I don't know what it is but it sure as hells scares @ppecksniff

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Shocked. Got a text from Neil Armstrong just Wednesday that said “Hope ur ready to tag team some serious ass at Burning Man fool.”

[Hannibal Cook @hannibabel]

@abigapizza That's fucking incredible and way more important than finishing school on time. We need to go

[Hannibal Cook @hannibabel]

Stateside

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@abigapizza

[Hannibal Cook @hannibabel]

Gonna eat my planxiety. Torta I To it is...

[Hannibal Cook @hannibabel]

Can't believe this place actually exists. #Kingslanding

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Two tickets to Dubrovnik. Hitting up King's Landing tomorrow with @TayBurrows

[Hannibal Cook @hannibabel]

@wigwom Worth reading... http://t.co/yMvFsjNr

[Hannibal Cook @hannibabel]

@LexKosieradzki The most elegant bathroom door locks I've ever seen! At a mall in Sarajevo. #Figuredu'dappreciate