HannibalBarca

•Leader of the Carthaginian army
•Purveyor of death to all Roman scum
•I like riding elephants and crossing the Alps
•Centrist

[HannibalBarca @hannibarc]

@JacksonKernion @hasanminhaj Disney doesn't give a shit, they want money. They're not gonna crusade for y'all if they can make a profit from it

[David Jacobs @DrJacobsRad]

All class. That's my Prime Minister.

#Cdnpoli @AndrewScheer @CPC_HQ

[PragerU @prageru]

Which country puts the most plastic in the ocean?

Hint: It's NOT the U.S.

Pollution in annual metric tons:

🇨🇳China: 8.8m

🇮🇩Indonesia: 3.2m

🇵🇭Philippines: 1.9m

🇱🇰Sri Lanka: 1.6m

🇹🇭Thailand: 1.0m

🇧🇩Bangladesh: 0.8m

🇺🇸United States: 0.3m

[Colby Covington @ColbyCovMMA]

.@kingjames Your bank account is more important than FREEDOM. We get it. Go shoot the pretty orange ball in the hole and shut your stupid mouth. 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 #AmericaFirst #LebronShames #MAGA #KAG2020

[Don't Be Rick @bighurting39]

@HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump

[Tom Thurman @JTomThurman1]

@HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump

[HannibalBarca @hannibarc]

@cmclymer @HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump *Madam Candidate 😂

[HannibalBarca @hannibarc]

@effnbreeze @kathygriffin @HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump Even all the dead people in America voted for her...... Wait I forgot Democrats do that

[Holiday Darth Vader | #FunSideOfTheForce @Genghistwelve]

@HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump I was the husband of one of Bill Clinton’s sexual assault survivors when I died on 11/29/93.

[Holiday Darth Vader | #FunSideOfTheForce @Genghistwelve]

@HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump I was DC Att’y investigating corruption with guy above me at Mena Airport, BCCI, & INSLAW. I was found dead on toilet of unknown causes. At the time of my death, I was investigating drug and gun-running out of Mena, Arkansas, as well as the BATF assault at Waco.

Who am I?

[Holiday Darth Vader | #FunSideOfTheForce @Genghistwelve]

@HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump August 10, 1991. I was an Investigative reporter covering Arkansas Development Finance Authority & BCCI — nearing end of project when I told friends I was about to publish something really big. I was found dead having slit my own wrists 12 times so deep it cut tendons.

Who am I?

[Holiday Darth Vader | #FunSideOfTheForce @Genghistwelve]

@HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump I was Chairman of National Chiropractic Health Care Advisory Committee — part of Hillary's National Health Care Task Force — when I died with my att’y on 9/10/93. I also personally treated Clinton’s mother, stepfather & brother and knew all there is about Clinton ills.

Who am I?

[Holiday Darth Vader | #FunSideOfTheForce @Genghistwelve]

@HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump November 29, 1996. I was just a Commerce Department staffer. But I worked closely with the Commerce Sec’y and John Huang. My bruised, nude body was found locked in my office at the Department of Commerce on November 29, 1996 and my cause of death was never determined.

Who am I?

[Holiday Darth Vader | #FunSideOfTheForce @Genghistwelve]

@HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump I also died with the guy above me. I was the Assistant Secretary of Commerce who gave John Huang special security clearance.

Who am I?

[Holiday Darth Vader | #FunSideOfTheForce @Genghistwelve]

@HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump I was Sec’y of Commerce & a DNC Chairman. When I died April 3 1996 I was under investigation by a Special Prosecutor, FDIC, Congressional Reform & Oversight Cmte., FBI, Energy Dept., the Senate Judiciary Committee, & my own Commerce Department Inspector General.

Who am I?

[Holiday Darth Vader | #FunSideOfTheForce @Genghistwelve]

@HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump I was Director of Central Intelligence from 1973 to 1976 under Nixon and Ford. At age 76, I was writing for Strategic Investment when I disappeared. My body was found May 6, 1997 just 20 yards from where my canoe had been recovered, in an area that had been searched.

Who am I?

[Holiday Darth Vader | #FunSideOfTheForce @Genghistwelve]

@HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump I was a former White House Counsel & lawyer at Little Rock’s Rose Law firm. On July 20, 1993 I died of a gunshot wound to the head, becoming the highest ranking official since John F. Kennedy to meet an untimely death while still in office.

Who am I?
https://t.co/dOqJ0Sn99E

[Jonathan T Gilliam @JGilliam_SEAL]

@hezzie29 @HillaryClinton @realDonaldTrump Sure that’s politics. But Trump isn’t diverting attention away from know evidence of crimes & murders spanning over 40 years. Ask yourself how many people you know that have been murdered or died a violent death? Most people say none. But the Clintons, well they know over 60 🧐

[HannibalBarca @hannibarc]

@FutureSchlock @janetfazio @ChrisCuomo Look at you, trying to speak for everyone lmao the best jokes are the ones that offend

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg