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Social media manager. I didn't come on here to make friends. I came on here to become America's next top model. Views are sadly my own.

[hlg @hanniee]

Pretty sure the person sat behind me on the train could see me trying to spell the word ‘prosciutto’, and that feels worse than the time I saw a man sat in front of me looking at nudes.

[hlg @hanniee]

@tautauog Looks like they're back! 🥳 @Val_Izzo

[hlg @hanniee]

😌 @E_E_

[hlg @hanniee]

A sad little tale about being stranded in Smethwick 🚂

Abso-Choo Choo-lutely can’t be bothered with this commute anymore. More often than not, my usual train in the evening is either cancelled or delayed, but last night really topped it 😌

[hlg @hanniee]

I’m just a girl, standing in front of Facebook, asking why the fuck is it so hard to make a carousel post 😤

[hlg @hanniee]

@thewombats ❤️

[Diosa Femme @la_diosafemme]

gorgeous gorgeous girls have a stack of unread books that they’ll eventually get to

[hlg @hanniee]

Walking behind someone smoking a vape is like being on a fruity Stars in their Eyes.

[emmy🤍 @youmemmatsix]

is it depression or is it hormones or is it undiagnosed bipolar or is it adhd or is it just my ✨personality✨

[hlg @hanniee]

@DionFanthom

[MNEK @MNEK]

the mask is staying on cos y’all are musty

[hlg @hanniee]

I hate public transport but not as much as I hate feet 🤢

[opi x @opitersia]

This article had my jaw on the floor

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

jessica walter. an icon

[Tessa Coates @TessaCoates]

‘Women being told not to go out alone’. How about men have to go out in pairs in case one of them feels they might do a crime

[hlg @hanniee]

@RoyalMailHelp Hello 🙂 Just to let you know, I’ve sent you a DM in case it’s been buried. Thank you.

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

if british sitcoms were set during the pandemic

[Eugene Lee Yang @EugeneLeeYang]

studio ghibli stills that put me in a good mood

[hlg @hanniee]

I am the cat.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The cat's done fuck all today.