hanny

professional dumb bitch

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[stewie garlic @blvckmarloo]

stop using ai i need that water for my bong

[g @34rths]

I have to be the thing that fixes me

[Veggie @bigboybokchoy]

The reason you’re unhappy is that you haven’t found the right thing to buy. There’s something out there you can purchase that will make this all go away

[vmp1re @velvtrr]

It’s so hot outside I fucking hate Israel.

[jovan @ehjovan]

bipolar is awesome i take 5 pills a day to never feel like myself again and everyone tells me how different i seem in a tone that makes me resent knowing them

[NATE @NATERERUN]

i’ll slap the FUCK out of sincere

[jaylen @misstatums]

the concept of bryce on season 7 like he would’ve actually killed himself

[Dom Technostate ☭ @DomTechnostate]

Is there like a secret second Indeed where you guys are finding all these office jobs that pay a fuck ton of money

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

this is exactly what a summertime situationship with a psychopath will do to you

[so called “free thinker” @nashehive]

gal rlly thought he gagged jen just to be going home with her.

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

girl take ur bra off and smoke a joint

[gigi @TrapYogurtt]

am i too woke or everything and everyone is misogynistic