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[hera @shiningdaisies]

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[𝔩𝔢𝔵𝔦✮ @sapphicscreams]

Why is it called a soft pretzel when I am literally hard the entire time

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Y’all mind if I have 12 beers in a walkable city?

[AnGy ☆ @nishozoldyck]

just made some shit up in my head, I’m so mad rn

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Stopping for gas on the way home from work feels like getting shot at

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

every time i interact with a human it's like what the fuck are you doing

[Nini Dol @NiniDol_]

to be CONSIDERED is my favorite form of love. from anybody... just consider me

[Skitzo @theskitzo_]

His legendary beef with Donald Trump will never be forgotten
https://t.co/ntEeFwT42J

[vic ★ marge simpson of edtwt @M0NST3REXIC]

2025 year recap

jan - don't remember
feb - don't remember
mar - don't remember
april - don't remember
may - don't remember
june - don't remember
july - don't remember
aug - don't remember
sept - don't remember
oct - don't remember
nov - don't remember
dec - don't remember

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I need people to understand that even if you’re genuinely sorry, you still have to face the consequences of your actions.

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents 😭😭😭😭😭

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

if they put a micro chip in me i would want it to be salt and vinegar

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

gaslighting someone on accident because i have a bad memory

[ella @H8BEAM]

full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think

[crittur @miwwmiu]

No ur not “rage baiting” me ur just annoying and I hate you

[𐙚 @ethicalprncess]

i’m anxious on my mother’s side and avoidant on my father’s side

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Man faces his 5 ex-girlfriends in a boxing match 🥊🤣

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Do you want to accept all cookies?” I literally don’t give a fuck what happens to me