hannah tomasetti

[hannah tomasetti @hantomasetti]

Went on a date to the bar with a male police officer. Bought the first round just to show him who the man is.

[hannah tomasetti @hantomasetti]

@pawcide And then it like tastes like four day old booty

[hannah tomasetti @hantomasetti]

Being introspective at the bar rn wby

[hannah tomasetti @hantomasetti]

how real i keep it: said happy birthday to a girl i went to highschool with (not friends with her, she just goes to my college). Unfollowed that girl on instagram a couple days before the day i said hbd & actually just now removed her as a follower lmfao

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

“Your body, my choice”

yeah how about your jaw, my fist

[hannah tomasetti @hantomasetti]

Guys remember peacocks like theyre real

[hannah tomasetti @hantomasetti]

A guy called me pretty weird but at least he called me pretty

[Nuris @Nuris08557246]

@ChipotleTweets Now I know where to come whenever I feel like getting played😭😂

[hannah tomasetti @hantomasetti]

@ChipotleTweets Hungry

[hannah tomasetti @hantomasetti]

@ChipotleTweets Bro i sent it 2 minutes in atp yall foolin us

[hannah tomasetti @hantomasetti]

Fuck a dr pepper would hit too hard rn

[Jay @idek_tb]

Me: i'm going to sleep early
tonight

Also me at 2am:

[hannah tomasetti @hantomasetti]

We need some research on the urge to intensely stare into tinted windows

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Yall saw our commercial? PARAPAPAPA IM FUCKIN HIM!!!!!! ❤️💛…The CARDI & Offset meal coming 2.14 at your closest McDonald’s!!!💛❤️💛❤️💛❤️

[🫦. @suelainyree]

mcdonald’s fries only good in the car

[hannah tomasetti @hantomasetti]

Yall where tf did bruno mars go???? Is he alive???

[hannah tomasetti @hantomasetti]

Literally why was barfing in elementary school so normalized…

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Forehead foreheading ,Mustache mustaching

[hannah tomasetti @hantomasetti]

Hi twitter