at the nail salon & this sweet old man is dropping his wife off & goes “i’ll be back in 42 minutes” & the nail tech goes “if it’s 43 then another man is gonna pick her up!!”
this man says “i’ve been picking her up from her nail appointments for 63 years, i’m always on time” 🥺
honestly it’s awk seeing people you know/are friends with on tinder. like do i swipe right as a joke? or will they think i’m serious. maybe i am serious?? or just swipe left.