han

(she/her) saddle up homos we’ve got a war to win

[han @hanxoomf]

fireworks on july 3rd…

[han @hanxoomf]

birthday being the day rent is due and the official end of pride month felt like this

[han @hanxoomf]

@oomfabelle i’m so jealous

[han @hanxoomf]

my bank account

[han @hanxoomf]

i literally don’t ask for much. just a 20 hour work week with a million dollar salary.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

when i didn’t inherit generational wealth or a perfect body but i did inherit 3 mental illnesses & carefully cultivated generational trauma

[uu @um33m3]

i let so much shit slide you’d think i was a laxative

[han @hanxoomf]

day off tomorrow

[han @hanxoomf]

mentally living in new york, physically living in hell (florida)

[han @hanxoomf]

first movie i’m watching in theatres with subtitles being stop that train…

[han @hanxoomf]

i’m a part of the FBI
(federal booby inspector)

[han @hanxoomf]

didn’t get phoebe presale tickets

[catie @happycatame]

i don't care if i have 200 followers or 0 ill still tweet to the void and whoever fucks w me fucks w me

[han @hanxoomf]

my president

[Maia Lorne @MaiaLorne_x]

I love when I tweet and nobody interacts with me it makes me feel like this

[han @hanxoomf]

this is what a 30 minute lunch break looks like https://t.co/ZMQzKJ1OJe

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Oh look at me I’m New York City. I have a cool socialist mayor. My basketball team has perfect vibes and is up 2-0 in the finals. I have the best food and the coolest clubs. I’m the center of the world. Fuck you

[han @hanxoomf]

promise? 🥺

[scar @imfat]

you’re about to get money for literally doing nothing