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Sarcasm. Markets. Music. Politics. Libertarian. More sarcasm. #OIL #RBOB #CL_F "Wealth is the product of man's capacity to think." ~ Francisco d’Anconia

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#socialism

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Oh, the ratio is so delicious.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

We need to ban all guns.

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Fortunately for ESPN, no one watches women's basketball.

[@amuse @amuse]

SPORTSBALL: ESPN producers reportedly told Rebecca Lobo she had to retract and apologize for her comment that America was Great during the WNBA's Fever/Aces game.

h/t @jayplemons

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Yeah, whomever appointed that Powell guy to Fed Chair is a real moron.

#EndTheFed

Trump Says Powell Has “Low IQ”, Mentions 3 or 4 Possible Replacements https://t.co/sbhDIlOpGl

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It's hilarious when Republicans start talking like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

I’d love to hear an argument for why Powell cut rates 50 points right before an election but can’t do it now with inflation lower.

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@KameronBennett Angioplasty

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@Betar_USA @ComicDaveSmith 👆 @IfindRetards

[LiveSquawk @LiveSquawk]

Fed's Goolsbee: Rate Cut Still Possible Over 10-16 Month Horizon

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Inbox: You are receiving this notice because you created an account on Stocktwits.

Me: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I forgot that website still exists.

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"A majority of the time, we work closer to business hours."

Well, sheeeee-it. Just have the tornadoes hit 9-5 for crying out loud!

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This is St. Louis CEMA Commissioner.

As a tornado with 152mph winds arrived, Sarah (they/them) and her staff was not available to activate the tornado siren.

5 kiIIed, 38 injured.

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12 hours later - Messages still unavailable. 🙄

For the groups tryin' to reach me there, just a heads up.

[Divisive Content @DivisiveContent]

🚨How is this still happening?

X is having a full-blown meltdown according to Down Detector. Messages disappearing, issues with spaces, and inboxes frozen with people unable to message their friends for hours. Some can’t send, others can’t even read old messages.

This is the paid social media app. The one that’s supposed to be better than the free ones.

We love it here… but man, fix the basics.

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Trump: "I am not a destroyer of companies. I am a liberator of them!"

Reality is quite different, though.

[RedWave Press @RedWavePress]

JUST IN: President Trump BLASTED Apple CEO Tim Cook, warning that if they continue to manufacture iPhones in India instead of the United States, he will impose a 25% tariff on them.

Trump wrote on Truth Social: “I have long ago informed Tim Cook of Apple that I expect their iPhone's that will be sold in the United States of America will be manufactured and built in the United States, not India, or anyplace else. If that is not the case, a Tariff of at least 25% must be paid by Apple to the U.S. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

Get in line Tim Apple!

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Get to those nude beaches, fellas.

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

sunning your balls is the greatest health hack for men

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Hope all of you are ready for those $15,000 iPhones that come with 25 year contracts to get them 'for free.'

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

$AAPL - WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump threatens 25% import tax on Apple unless iPhones are made in the US.

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Paid influencer regurgitating the same, standard talking points.

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

These two jagoffs desperate for a primary joined every Democrat this morning in voting to raise your taxes. They failed.

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Them: "Trump and Republican Congress will cut spending."

Hap: "I'll take 'What Is Never Going To Happen' for $2000, Alex."

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

The usual suspects in the “conservative” influencer griftosphere are shouting, “What’s the practical alternative? Trump’s hands are tied by Congress!”

The idea that Trump is somehow hamstrung by a GOP Congress that treats him like a deity is beyond ludicrous.

Trump has been demanding passage of precisely this bill, the one he nicknamed the Big, Beautiful Bill. He has threatened to primary anyone who opposes it.

The practical alternative is for a Republican president to use his position of considerable influence to actually get spending under control.

Just once, maybe, he could demand real spending cuts.

Trump had every political advantage this term—a Republican Congress, Elon Musk and DOGE, and post-election momentum.

Yet he chose the most impractical route of all: insisting that Congress continue its massive overspending, pushing the United States further down the path of a debt crisis.

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Anything to keep her from talking.

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

Check out these seashells I found on the beach

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@mirandadevine @TuckerCarlson @ComicDaveSmith @DouglasKMurray The joke is on you. They managed to keep your attention for 2 hours.

Still... I have yet to hear a single Murray defender, nor himself propose a counter-argument to anything Dave has said, yet.

[Connor Boyack 📚 @cboyack]

Behold, the best baby AI video yet.
@RonPaul #EndTheFed

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@Sorenthek @TradersCom @julie_wade @VKNGenergy @InfinitusCap @BadfishRanch Philistine 😛