Brandon Tomita

Ironman. Burner. Surfer. Gun Enthusiast. Dive Bar Aficionado. Porn Bots love me

Resistance leader in the People's Republic of California

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@charlescwcooke @chadfelixg

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@WSJ You should put quotes around the word "action" as well.

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@JeevunSandher I don't think you are, mate.

[Auburn Football @AuburnFootball]

Freddy's one of us fr 🦅

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@ChristinaPushaw @DrJesseMorse Foreigners pay full price. That is why the sticker price is so high. It's also why many schools push for easy student visas.

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Great, now I'm going to start seeing this attention wh*re with a (D) next to her name 🤦‍♂️

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@willchamberlain @narindertweets

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

@MikeBaggz Hope the victims family sues and takes all of it.

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@SirajAHashmi

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@MrLeadslinger Thinking the Go Fund Me for his prison commissary won't be as lucrative for them.

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@bonchieredstate

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@EliAfriatISR Literally the top spot on my bucket list

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@RonDeSantis Best governor in the country! Not that you would move to this cesspool, but it would be nice to have someone fix California.

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@KassyAkiva All British food is underwhelming.

[Sunny @sunnyright]

Democracy is when 51% vote to strip away political representation from the 49%, keeping the latter in a perpetual state of servitude to the former with no power to change it.

Which is why the distinction between democracy and republic is not merely pedantic.

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@NoContextHumans @CroakyWasRight Because dad is the one who has to deal with the repercussions of someone missing their flight.

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@HelmerVA "Grandson of Holocaust survivors." This clown doesn't even see the irony. Or maybe he does and that is even worse.

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@FoxNews

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@wil_da_beast630

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@Saito___Yuki Needs one of these for the space shower. It's a long haul to Mars