Lesa

[Lesa @happehour]

@LaylaRachelle whofixedthat?

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(847): She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.

[Lesa @happehour]

@LaylaRachelle not anymore

[Lesa @happehour]

@LaylaRachelle so, I'm off the hook?

[Lesa @happehour]

Expired tonic water for your expired boyfriend.

[Lesa @happehour]

That's a sad pickled egg....

[Lesa @happehour]

http://t.co/i9jYjTxL

[Lesa @happehour]

http://t.co/D7fGJcNu

[Lesa @happehour]

"We live it out where the hoot owls still fuck the chickens"

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

The best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else.

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Siri, why didn't you tell me that the waffle waitress had crabs?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

If my body worked like a car, I'm sure the "check liver" light would be on.

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

Monday is giving me a Sandusky shower right now.

[Bill So Hard @PimpBillClinton]

I'm hornier than Jerry Sandusky in a bouncy castle right now. #yeahimhigh #yeahimhorny