Was at a rave high as fuck on mushrooms and when the fog machines came on my Jewish friend clutched his Star of David necklace and said “Omg it’s the chambers” and that really fucked with my trip
to know me 🙂↕️ is to hate me 🤬 is to hate what I’ve become 🧍 it’s to watch me 👀👀👀 as I’m fallin’ 😯 from that ladder’s last rung 🪜🪜 it’s to feel bad 😔🥺 like a secret you can’t keep in 🤫🤫🤐 I’m not the way I was!!!!! 💔🙅🙅 I’m not the way I was!!!!!!!!!!! 💔
Infantino: ok I will do some corruption as long as you promise not to tell anyone
Trump: *surrounded by journalists* he's an infant folks, little Bambino Infantino. I told him to jump, he said how high. He can't jump actually, he's very bad at it. I leap. No one can leap like me
Portugal debe ser el equipo con mejores futbolistas a jugar el peor fútbol en todo el mundo. Roberto Martínez es un gallego en busca de venganza por la Batalla de Aljubarrota, no tiene otra explicación.