Freddy

Passionate microfrogger, dad to many tads, flyathlete, enjoy Monet, Lady Gaga & salamander humor, a beegan, sing bass in choir and yes, that's my lovely wife.

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I fell off my Zogg last night.

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How many toes does a frog have?

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Happy Easter everyone. No eggs today. Just jumping for joy.

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The pond is right around the corner or ice cube.

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Happy Birthday Human - let's celebrate your 3/4 birthday in three months.
#happyhalfbirthdaykylie

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#DumbestLawEver It takes FIVE DWIs in the State of Wisconsin before it's a felony. No really...I am not joking.

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#ifyouknowmeyouknow I can't tweet very well with my long tongue.

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@thebluefrog - Just curious, how did you come up with the name blue FROG?

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Some humans can produce more tweets faster than I can fart.

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@FBRASWELL I think Will Rogers would have been a great blogger. If not, a great tweeter. Can you imagine.

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It's been a light flu season but my throat is killing me. Say ahhhhhhh. SNAP -- that silly fly fell for it.

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Jumped too quick out of bed this morning and gave myself a Charlie Horse. Funny, I am not sure what a horse is, let alone one named Charlie.

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@AlbinoFrog Dude you look a little pale... My tads call me dude too. I'd thought I'd try it at least once. No offense.

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Someone told me that my legs taste like chicken. I laughed. What's a chicken? Is that some kind a giant fly? Your legs taste like beef.

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Where are those silly flies when you need'em.

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Not much else going on in January. Enjoying the mild winter... We'll get fat this spring and float the summer away.

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I think I going to give my state of the pond speech. Fish don't swim fast when the water is cold. ha ha you big lard bass!!

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Had to deal with some pond scum and find a new pond the past few months.

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Now the not so happy flymaster

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I frogot how busy summer is chasing the tads around the pond. All good but crazy. I hear there is a great place to vacation, 7 ponds over.