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Effortlessly lazy. Sunderland AFC, Bristol Manor Farm FC, The Fall.

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@phlaimeaux @maxrushden @beefanddairy who are these imposters?

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@SkyBet Like Antony scoring against Barnsley.

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@caoimhinof Nothing on Fesshole is real. I'm always staggered by the traction it gets, particularly from famous podcasters who should know better.

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@StelioKonto @MysteriosoX And know what victims to choose. Anybody targeting white businessmen would never have made it beyond two.

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@caoimhinof Hades?

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@ask_aubry Of course, as usual any man saying Gosling is average looking should put up a picture of himself in the same dress and pose.

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@caoimhinof "Last night I dreamt of some Dago"
and "Young girl with eyes like potatoes" from La Isla Bonito

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@qikipedia What if the thing you learn is that your child has a terminal disease?

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@LevParikian "Knocky- nine-doors" in 1970s NE England.

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@OasisMania @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher @NoelGallagherJp This is incorrect. The probability of me, the person reading this, getting a ticket is zero percent.

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@EstherMcVey1 Then they came for @EstherMcVey1 and I said, "There she is, hiding behind that veneer of decency."

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Love my adopted city

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Huge numbers in West Street, Bristol. The street is full of people as far as the eye can see
Updates here:
https://t.co/FM26EQK4ps

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@fesshole Imagine if the coast hadn't been clear. "No, daughter, I will stride manfully alongside you lest I look fragile in front of my imagined demons."

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@OldFootball11 @UruguayFootENG Yet Uruguay still qualified despite only drawing their other two group games thanks to a format that UEFA bafflingly chose to adopt for the Euros

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@eliistender10 Never use too many words.

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The @WSC_magazine wall chart is up. The Euros may now commence.

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@City_Xtra City fucking up my FPL team again. Triple captained Monckton Chambers ffs

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@Liv_Lever I thought Conservatives were all about the efficiency and supremacy of the free market, rather than the state having to subsidise failing businesses.

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@JmeBBK The opportunity for a load of fucking dullards to make exactly the same joke.