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nina * just an office clerk trying to be good * very food motivated * radical compassion my dudes *

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Today i learned that darjeeling is to bell peppers as orange juice is to toothpaste.

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@lingerie_addict Literally like if you're at someone's house and you need an accomodation usually ppl are pretty reasonable?? I can't walk w/o shoes and I just bring a pair of house shoes w me when I go to shoes off homes. They've never been outside. Easy.¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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@fesshole Get a bidet! They are wonderful!

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@AmyAndrewsFOX2 So incredibly relieved for my reproductive rights to have made it through intact.

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@b4duizm Mine range from an ouch! to almost nothing depending on how tense I am that day. And no matter the pain, it is ALWAYS worth checking for cancers that are going to hurt WAY MORE down the line. Totally relate to the apprehension and it's not ever pleasant, but prevention is key!

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Netflix should get rid of every single piece of media they have except for that Japanese show where they have a toddler do an errand by themselves and you get to see their little adventure

[Jubilee ❣️ @16pxl]

another paint concept 🌸✨

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@Nicole_Lee_Sch I brought a whole list of symptoms organized by body part to my first rheum appt and am always delighted to see it in my chart every time I go.

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@iamkid_A @CrumblingVortex @AITA_online Or trying to teach your puppy to walk on a leash while they are going through a poop eating phase lol

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I think my favorite part of having a puppy is that, despite how rambunctious she can be, when she is tired I can pick her up and do whatever with her and she just Does Not Care. Puppy down. Too sleepy to deal.

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@bloodberry_tart This is particularly funny to me bc many small dog breeds WERE hunting dogs for small vermin. They are so gd singleminded if they see an actual rat. My parents dog literally catches them. They needed to be small to chase them into burrows and holes and such.

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@hankgreen Hank, speaking as someone working in a water billing office, pls check your toilets. If you don't see water pooling somewhere obvious, it's a toilet 9 times out of 10. The flapper could not be seated correctly or the overflow may need adjustment.

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@WSJ @WSJopinion @DavidRivkin What is a safe workplace if not one you are not going to get covid in?

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@Image_C0rrupted Smitty ❤️❤️❤️

[Juliet Brando @sliderulesyou]

At some point, the carpenter must have weighed up whether hiding this in the top of a church would be funny enough to risk eternal damnation for. Also, as slow-burner jokes go, 800 years is quite the wait.

Unequivocally worth it though.

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Just realized via repotting that my hawthoria cooperi put out both a pup and a bloom spike while probably having some root rot and not giving any signs of having said root rot??? This plant is tougher than I'll ever be.

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@Image_C0rrupted He is the nicest mannered gentleman - ya gotta come meet him!

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Cat sleeping in lap is baseline happiness

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TWO PAWS

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