Jacqueline B

Jacq of All Trades. Playwright. Lady person. I don't perform except at dinner.

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

@kimberlykraft I agree that is big “what is a carb?” energy!!

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

@kimberlykraft Kim you have been showing up in my feed on TikTok and this one made me LAUGH haha, how does she not know?????!!!

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

Most embarrassing part of my world premiere is the actors teasing me about how they can always hear me in the audience laughing at my own jokes. #playwright

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

@Ian_McK_ Ian this is such a weird and specific deep cut musical theater joke, I love it.

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

@kimberlykraft There’s a strong cult of weird creative directors it seems. But truly, sending my friend all the wild tweets about this has been a fun ride, so I’m going with it. But, yeah, I agree, have def not been buying any more nuts, but can do some recon and report back haha.

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

@kimberlykraft LOL literally my exact thoughts any time we talked about it. But, you’re thinking about mr peanut when you were NEVER thinking about mr peanut before, right?!?!?!?!

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

@kimberlykraft What do you want to know, specifically, because I know someone on the inside.

[Prologue Theatre @prologuetheatre]

To round out our FOREWORD Series, our fifth play will be WEBSTER’S BITCH by Jacqueline Bircher (@happyjacq). We can’t wait to get started with these talented playwrights and their new works. Join us by becoming a sponsor today: https://t.co/GaExVV2Upg #dctheatre

[MTV @MTV]

On Wednesday's we wear 🎀 MASKS 🎀

Coach Carr from @MeanGirls is BACK to teach everyone a thing or two about 𝑺𝑨𝑭𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑿! Use protection and mask-up as we all go #BackToSchoolTogether. 😏👏

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

@PhantomSpaceCop Truthfully these standards are also ridiculously low. It’s the bare minimum and if a film can’t meet these stupidly easy requirements, it doesn’t deserve to get made in the first place.

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

@ayoedebiri Favorite story about this: in line for the bathroom at Studio 54 during intermission, older white lady points to a stall and says, “I threw up in that toilet once in the 70s.”

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

@PhantomSpaceCop Down for this!! I honestly forget so much of what’s in there. Thank god we did annotations so we know what we were thinking LOL!

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

@PhantomSpaceCop OBspec re-read?!?!

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

@PhantomSpaceCop NEED. Where’s the Kickstarter??

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

@MavenofHonor Jesse Eisenberg in a Boston Market. Early 2011, a week before the Oscars where The Social Network was nominated for eight (8) Academy Awards. That roasted chicken is bomb no matter how many awards you get, friends.

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

@yaybennett LOVE IT, just re-watched last week for the hundredth time 🤩 obsessed with all the bts in this article. OBSESSED!!

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

Oh, sure, I bet seeing a bunch of LOW FLYING PLANES circling NEW YORK CITY won’t make anyone nervous at all, what a fun and non-anxiety inducing tribute for a city that has no history with plane-related traumas whatsoever.

[NYPD NEWS @NYPDnews]

Tonight, at 7 P.M. three @JetBlue aircrafts will conduct a flyover over Manhattan, Queens and the Bronx to salute frontline first responders & health care workers. The aircrafts will fly at approximately 2,000 ft. Please follow social distancing guidelines if viewing in public.

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

Work gchats that consist entirely of “hi” “hey” or “yo” should be outlawed immediately. Please. PLEASE. I’m begging.

[Jacqueline B @happyjacq]

@claudiawrites @NewPlayX I’ve got one here! Webster’s Bitch: https://t.co/3D6RZHJI3h