kelly brown

[fan @NoodleHairCR7]

HE WON.
HE LOST.
BUT NEVER CHEATED.

🐐

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

In August 2024 Rodri and Álvaro Morata were rightly banned for one match for singing “Gibraltar is Spain”.

Now the Argentine players who celebrated with the “Falklands are Argentine” banner must be barred from the final.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

There's a good reason that I lied about being refused any state security when in fact I'd been offered a bodyguard, a car & a trained driver, on a par with a high profile cabinet member. It's because I didn't want anyone seeing what i get up to and how little work I do.

[BuDS Disability Service @BuDs_UK]

BuDS has expressed strong concern about the Interim Report from the Timms Review of Personal Independence Payment (PIP) calling it ‘incomplete’, ‘less than honest’ and ‘calculatedly misleading’.

A 🧵 1/5

https://t.co/hAtzoT0EDz

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Labour MPs are not medically trained to assess disability.

They are simply stigmatising the mentally ill and neurodiverse to chase reform votes.

Disgraceful.

[Kevin May @Yam_Nivek]

#VoteBinface #CountBinFace #FarageRiots

[sue#NHSLove💙💙💙#FBNHS suesuezep.bsky.social @SueSuezep]

The question isn't, "Why is all this coming out about Farage and Reform now?" The real question is: why—and how—were they allowed to get away with it for so long?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Yes, I'm politicising Ann Widdecombe's death against police advice, but it gives me the perfect excuse to add credibility to my story about needing the £5 million bribe for security.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

They're rowing home
They're rowing home
Norway's rowing home
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[G.T @gingerrtom]

the "two-tier" crowd are awfully
quiet about this one.

[🇬🇧King 🇬🇧 @King0243_PJC]

Whoever came up with this deserves a standing ovation. 😂😂😂
“Stop the bungs” with Count Binface standing on the beach while Nigel Farage rows away in a boat full of cash… satire doesn’t get much better than this.

[Brehon_is_Best @Brehon_is_Best]

Genius - whoever did this #Farage

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

"On August 6th, Farage is going to have to actively prove to voters that he's better than a garage bin"

US news are now making fun of Nigel Farage vs Count Binface in Clacton

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Very cool, entertaining and with high production values: if I were @Nigel_Farage, I’d consider dipping into that £5 million to try to get out a video that can compare to it.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Still going well! 🤣

[Atlanta Rey 📚 @areyoflight]

PIP 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 AN 👏 OUT 👏OF 👏 WORK 👏 BENEFIT 👏

Get it into your skull.

You can claim it with or without a job. It’s to pay for the additional costs of being disabled - which on average is £1010 a month extra.

How many times do we have to repeat ourselves?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Please vote and share this Daily Mail poll, which is not exactly going to plan...
https://t.co/tN4JsmP04c

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Reform: The party of very successful aristocratic families.

That'll look great on a leaflet.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The names of those murdered at Dunblane Primary School:

Victoria Elizabeth Clydesdale (age 5)
Emma Elizabeth Crozier (age 5)
Melissa Helen Currie (age 5)
Charlotte Louise Dunn (age 5)
Kevin Allan Hasell (age 5)
Ross William Irvine (age 5)
David Charles Kerr (age 5)
Mhairi Isabel MacBeath (age 5)
Gwen Mayor (age 45)
Brett McKinnon (age 6)
Abigail Joanne McLennan (age 5)
Emily Morton (age 5)
Sophie Jane Lockwood North (age 5)
John Petrie (age 5)
Joanna Caroline Ross (age 5)
Hannah Louise Scott (age 5)
Megan Turner (age 5)

Remember them.

[Robert Sproggit 🇪🇺🇮🇪 @robertsproggit]

A lot of people maybe unaware but @CountBinface raises money for Shelter through his merchandise sales on his intergalatic website.

Nigel Farage helps himself.