ray!

i have been fucking destroyed by the city tonight

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

America’s greatest accomplishments at 250:
1. Jazz
2. Barbecue
3. Baseball
4. Turning right on red
5. Patti Smith
6. Constitutional Democracy (discontinued)
7. Spielberg’s 70s through 90s run
8. Seinfeld (the show, not the guy)
9. The National Parks System
10. Coca-Cola

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[nicolás @workertenant]

imagine risking your life to say literally nothing

[ray! @happyteers]

@joshhart lmfao

[ray! @happyteers]

@daniela__127 hey how’s your evening been going?

[Michael Lange @MichaelLangeNYC]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s full speech at Claire Valdez’s victory party:

[NYC-DSA 🌹 @nycDSA]

CLAIRE WINS

@claireforny was there. Now our movement is sending her to DC. Socialists get it done, and socialism wins. 🌹

[ray! @happyteers]

@BernieSanders bernie its cool that i got to sell claire as endorsed by you when canvassing and its cool that meant something. thank u

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Congratulations to Brad Lander and Claire Valdez on their landslide victories in New York congressional primaries.

Together, we are creating a grassroots progressive movement that will defeat the Oligarchs.

[VoteHub @VoteHub]

VoteHub projects Claire Valdez to win the Democratic primary for New York U.S. House District 7.

[ray! @happyteers]

@Mountain_Twhick YUP

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Been smiling thinking about a chimp getting home from a long day of work. Kisses the wife, hugs the kids. Cracks open that first banana and it makes a beer noise

[ray! @happyteers]

@sociallybased @RasslinWalrus @ApolloPegasus7 @NBA_NewYork @NYCMayor so you agree you sound stupid!

[david (gay man) @gothicman50]

picking this out of the criterion closet

[Stephanie ॐ @StephBKNY]

In Mamdani’s NYC, we’re all family, don’t believe the lies

[peepeepoopoo @DeepDishEnjoyer]

in the summer of 2017 the publicly richest person in the world was jeff bezos with a net worth of 90 billion dollars

less than a decade later elon musk is a trillionaire off of mostly your euphoria

feels bad

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Just off the top of my head it makes it more likely that cancer will kill me or a loved one because his wealth led directly to cancer research being cut

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

Get ready for NYC’s cutest bridge.

The Carroll Street Bridge, one the oldest and most unique in the city, is reopening next week and will now be pedestrian, cyclist, and emergency vehicles only.

Be a part of NYC history and cross this bridge yourself when it opens June 15th!