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[AsphaltAnnie @AnnieAsphalt]

-be potus
-accept a plane from the guys who paid for 9/11
-start a war of choice because you’re jealous of Obama
-get hauled out of the plane in a cart along with the complementary biscotti
-leave everyone else to die
-MAGA drools over how brave you are
-profit

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

AS MANY PEOPLE KNOW, I AM A TREMENDOUS LOVER OF “THE SPANISH.” IT IS A BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE SPOKEN BY MANY BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN THE GREAT STATE OF CALIFORNIA AND ACROSS THE WORLD. I AM ALSO A HUGE FAN OF PUERRRRRRRTO RICO. THAT IS WHY I AM DECLARING TOMORROW IN CALIFORNIA AS “BAD BUNNY DAY” WHEN BAD BUNNY PERFORMS AT THE BIG GAME IN THE GOLDEN STATE WITH HIS SOOTHING, BEAUTIFUL VOICE, AND HIS VERY NICE LOOKS. MANY PEOPLE CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM ACCORDING TO MY “GUYS” AND “GALS!” (JESSE WATTERS IS OBSESSED WITH HIM ALMOST AS MUCH AS HE IS WITH ME!). WE LOVE BAD BUNNY! HE IS NEARLY AS “HOT” AS ME, WHICH IS A BIG COMPLIMENT, BECAUSE THERE IS NOBODY “HOTTER.” HAPPY BAD BUNNY DAY, AMERICA. ENJOY!!! —GOVERNOR GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Kicking people off food assistance who can’t afford to eat is not the flex you think it is.

[SFResist @har7man]

@BrandonRichards @Acyn Niners score

[Acyn @Acyn]

Hasan: The people who cannot get through a single day without hating on late-night comedians and overweight soldiers and Muslim politicians and Mexican immigrants and Palestinian refugees and black women and transgender kids and peaceful protesters and Mr. Potato head, they are lecturing us on hate? Really?

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

*SPEAKER* Johnson
*LEADER* Thune
*PRESIDENT* Trump

[David Frum @davidfrum]

The leader of the GOP side is utterly faithless and will stab his most devoted followers in the back if their fight makes his poll numbers go down lower than they already are.

[David Frum @davidfrum]

We're about to have a trial of political strength.

The GOP is more cohesive and audacious. It chose the timing and battlefield for the fight.

The Democrats are backed by a bigger coalition and their goals in the fight are more popular.

Oh, one more complicating factor ...

[Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein]

Serial liar. Disgrace to the House and America.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

TWEEPS: The Republicans control the House, the Senate, and the White House. If there is a government shutdown, then THEY OWN IT.

Can we get 1,000 fast RTs and replies with the hashtag #ThisIsTrumpsShutdown to get it trending on Twitter?

Please and thank you. 🙏 💪🏽

[G10R6IO ♻️ @thecatalyst610]

@MeidasTouch 'Nazi methods.' 🤦🏾‍♂️🥴🍊🤡

[Amias @WoWarstDu_Adam]

@mkwlbert2552 @front_ukrainian What a corrupt, twisted idea of ​​leadership, masculinity, and strength prevails today. A man who disrespects his predecessor in office, who ridicules an elderly, sick man like a child would once have been considered the antithesis of a masculine leader.

[StevoDBayO DownUnder Fella @SteveBrian5]

You... you swine.. threw 20 years of coalition work.. deaths of countless soldiers and injuries,the entire Afghani people away.
You deliberately released the 5000 worst of the worst Taliban.. then withdrew any troops capable of doing anything. Then tried to blame Biden.. all out of spite at losing the election.
You are a monster.

[Common Sense 🇺🇸💙 @commons96055467]

Tonight, trump became the first president to achieve the title of Grand Wizard of KKK, by reinstalling the picture of Robert E. Lee at The West Point, calling it “commemorate or memorialize the confederacy.” Congratulations Pedo President.

[SFResist @har7man]

RT @AndyOstroy: To anyone who thinks it’d be ‘cool’ to have a dictator: in a dictatorship you lose the ability to choose the movies you wat…

[Projekt Europa @braesikalla]

Let me translate this complex ecological and hydrological analysis for you. It means: "I don't know a single goddamn thing about water, fire, forestry, or the basic geography of the United States, but I do know that I really, really don't like the governor of California, so I'm pretty sure this is all somehow his fault."

[JB Thinkin™️ @JBThinkin]

@Acyn He is literally the most stupid MF'er in existence.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

As accurate a description of Donald Trump as you will ever see

[Christi Clark Veach @mrsccveach]

@LimbaughLegacy @atrupar Pussy grabbing predator.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?