@JonathanDean_ Was forwarding this around to some key heads, yesterday. The response I got was often something to the tune of "ah, but that's all just rumor." To which my response was "this was written by my old editor, so it's fookin' GOSPEL, yer knobheads." Getting into character, early...
@hilmonstah@AndrewVisnovsky Tom Tuchel is a lonely house-husband, who eyes the dashing Harry in a North London cafe. Sensing horny glory, they unite in a romantic $100 million tryst, before a non-plussed Vincent Kompany accidentally walks in on them. And then they all play tennis, like in Challengers. 🤷🏾♂️
@Mouse_Mat Humble suggestion.
“Well he’s… going loco, Tatsu Sakamoto! When he takes them on…
‘Cause he’s going loco, Tatsu Sakamoto, the magic in him is so strong!”
Song Reference:
https://t.co/6U4dA9wFyM