Transcendental Hygienist

Crom enthusiast. To clean head, insert knife.

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

A remake of the movie Alien but instead of a space ship run by the A.I. “Mother” it’s a dumb rich persons house with an Alexa and instead of an alien stalking and killing everybody they just order shit from Amazon

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Fantasy has replaced myth and unmoored man from his ancestors.

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

Finally, the truth teller we need

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

Not a wigger btw

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

What a cool boss.

[Aristocratic Fury @LandsknechtPike]

During Francis Drake's 1585-86 expedition to attack Spanish ports in the New World, his men began suffering from diseases.

In response Drake invented a cocktail drink to restore the health of his men.

He gave them the El Draque!

It is known as the world's first cocktail drink.

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

@SecretSunBlog Brother, I’ve been waiting to hear that my whole life.

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

@CaudilloXIV I feel seen

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

@fleshsimulator The Mr. MacGregor Option

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

@CaudilloXIV It’s awesome

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

Amazing. Cathedrals everywhere.

[Alaric The Barbarian @0xAlaric]

There is a Stone Age tribal war happening in Colombia right now

The Misak and Nasa people are fighting over a section of land. Yes this is real, and yes they are using traditional weapons. Video is from May 21st, 2026.

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

@Tom_Rowsell @xmuse_ intrasexual competition tier post.

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

This is my ideology now

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

@Geoffiam basically testosterone mysticism

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

@AdamFriedland

[Mall Bangers @MallBangers]

First time watching Terror Train. I guess I should have saved this one for the next New Year's Eve.

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

Sport Drink

[Roma @legendofroma]

Most electrolytes are glorified sugar water with laughably low mineral content

FAST is different: 2–3x the mineral content, zero sugar and zero calories. Sharper focus, sustained energy, and 100% fasting friendly

You WILL feel the difference

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

Whooped em again, didn’t we?

[Paul @WomanDefiner]

They took down a few confederate monuments so we took down some of the civil war era congressional districts. I would say we came out ahead there.

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

Sol Brah

[Hellenist ☀️🏺⚡️ @RealHellenist]

Odysseus holding his new-born son Telemachus, just before departing for the Trojan War.

The Odyssey (1997) 📽️

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

this is why "comedians" won't actually go to @Howlingmutant0 's door

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

It’s just this over and over again. And people are so eager to believe it

[captive dreamer @captive_dreamer]

@AJENews Oh wow the Iranians said that? Must be true

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

I have become a big “signs & wonders” guy and I’m being given fewer and fewer reasons to change that

[Transcendental Hygienist @hardensley]

@HAPIOKI Put cheese on it

[nihilism disrespecter @meaning_enjoyer]

"A series of very precise lightning strikes seared the word 'OMEN' into the rust-red sand of the Sonora Desert; scientists blamed 'phytoplankton'."