joan didion at the palms

mildly unhinged, extremely self-aware

[Ben Axelrod @BenAxelrod]

Just witnessed a woman shout at one of the religious protestors outside of the Browns game “Jose Ramirez is our Jesus!” So we’re off to a strong start here.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

If you’re ever feeling down, just introduce @taylorswift13 at a major Hollywood gala and you’ll be happy for six weeks.

[🏴‍☠️Perry The Pirate🏴‍☠️ @PerryBurner]

THIS is what October⚾️ is all about. I want to see some mf named “Petey” slam against the wall on a 46 degree night. I don’t wanna see some Japanese billionaire with a gambling problem and fake Canadian with fake teeth go for a three peat. This is baseball

[joan didion at the palms @hardluckw0man12]

this is very personal

[Taylor Swift Updates+ @chartstswifty]

Conan O'Brien introducing Taylor Swift for her Academy Museum Gala performance tonight:

“It’s an insane, unprecedented honor to introduce a cherished member of our little Toy Story 5 family. She’s John, Paul, George and Ringo all in one. Taylor Swift.”

[out of context baseball @baseballcontext]

bro thinks he’s petey halpin🤣🤣🤣

[Tyler ~Bibee's Glasses~ Griffith @tgriffith1992]

Look I'm annoyed by the possible rain delay as much as anyone but this seems a bit excessive

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

this is literally how the last pope died

[Donovan Mitchell @spidadmitchell]

Cleveland…. this is your note to send to your boss or teacher to miss work or school today for the game 🤣…. If you’re in school or work rn just leave they’ll understand! See yall in 2 hours @CleGuardians

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

all these dorks shocked to discover that Tom Morello isn’t a lib and that James Hatfield is a chud are about thirty years behind the curve

[kat 🤸🏼‍♀️ @katszeluga]

hannah horvath in mamdani’s new york..

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

You really don’t have to keep selling me

[aria 🍉 @GRAV1TYWAVE]

I KNOW WHO MY GOAT IS!!!!!!!

[kay @kailynschofield]

make baseball less corporate !!!! we love emotion !!!!

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

and guess which one of you is alive?

[dre 🇵🇸 @altoidsrevenge]

typa mf i used to pick next during popcorn reading so i could catch a breather

[kelly erin @kelly_erin_]

let’s get lost tonight, you can be my girls HBO revival tonight

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

audrey hobert should act in the new girls episodes i'm not joking even a little bit

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

I can't believe this is real

[Monte the Color Man @Monte_Colorman]

Ban artificial turf in baseball.

[Joe Paradise @JoeParadise9]

Just saying, Hetfield, if you don’t like artists who stop their shows to make stupid speeches, going into the next song without making a stupid speech was an option you totally had.