Hard Ricky III

STAY HARD. pitch tents and take names. they call me hard Ricky cuz I got mf bricked up during social studies class in the 6th grade frequently

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

Funny how the world works. Saw this chick nose deep in a bag on Saturday and 4 days later she got that Ash Wednesday shit all over her face. thinks she walks with god or sum. Pick a side sweetheart #sinful #baggage #nosedive

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

You know it’s gonna be a good weekend when you shave your balls. Look out world, Ricky’s sack looks like vin diesels head top. #cleareyesfullheartscantlose

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

Shit, if you had a weekend like mine you would be reading a self help book trynna get your life together too. No more Octoberfest parties. #wuhanbag

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

Can’t stand it when my gym nerd friends try to tell me my workout routine isn’t “optimal”. Neither were the 2 points of molly I took Monday night. Let me listen to hard style and pull muscles on my own you fucking nazi. #ifitaintbokedontfixit #worryboutyoself

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

Got a little blue chew still hangin around this morning. Not sure how to get rid of this morning wood. #whiskeyriver

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

Switching your music in the gym from house to rock is the same thing as switching from hard alcohol to cocaine at the pregame. From wholesome and fun to strictly business. #dreamstonightmares #booger #toot

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

One week they love me, the next week they hate me... both weeks I got paid.

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

@clappingbuns That Shannon sharp leak

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

Here we are… standing around watching democracy’s lowering casket screaming make America great again. God I hate this Kamala bitch

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

Coke nose no Coke? Shit mane we used to just call that allergies back in the day. Crazy how the times change

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

“Can I get a Diet Coke”
“Is Diet Pepsi ok?”
Fuck no it’s not

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

Every bone in my body hates everything about the WNBA. A bunch of entitled skanks complaining all the time if you ask me.

All that aside, Cameron Brink could get it.

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

Someone needs to tell that blonde girl at the gym to tell her booty shorts to stop staring at my boner

[Terry “Meatloaf” McBride @clappingbuns]

If I’ve made you queef don’t talk back to me

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

Who was gonna tell me that bluechew is not meant for whiskey dick?!

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

Only thing I be looking forward to nowadays is tomorrow’s wordle

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

Drunk texting your ex… a tradition unlike any other

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

Actively practicing the art of cum retention. #celibate

[Hard Ricky III @hardrickyIII]

Stats for today.
Water intake: 10 fl oz
Caffeine intake: 200mg
Calories consumed: 0
Adderall: 10mg
Zyns: 5
Time spent studying: 6hr,17min,29sec
Time spent outside of room: 0hr,0min,0sec
Key takeaways:
- clear eyes, full hearts, cant lose.
Time to make this test my bitch