hari

my amygdala is overactive

[hari @hariYELLS]

Wine and dine?

More like WEED and FEED

[Rare @stfuayen]

2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now I've gotta wash everything

[Childish Blackdino @dele_ogunrinola]

“People of Color” is not the progressive, PC, term you think it is. Let’s discuss why and provide useful context as to why you should discard it from your vocabulary entirely and it should be removed from academia and literature moving forward.

[trash jones @jzux]

your late 20s are funny because your friends are either having an identity crisis or a wedding. some are having both

[Antifa Receptionists⁷ 🇸🇩🇨🇩🇿🇦🇵🇸 @strawhatbritt]

@bananafitz Just gonna leave this here

[Houseplant Hobbyist @HobbyistPlant]

A stunning half-moon Monstera 🌿 #MonsteraMonday

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

"i'm a creep" "i'm a weirdo" ok??? i was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie slight for my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise (he did the mash) he did the monster mash (the monster mash) it was a graveyard smash

[Poon Donkus @poondonkus]

@javroar

[hari @hariYELLS]

I can’t believe I’m seeing this for the first time today

The stock market now makes sense

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

[Frank @frankiebcerv]

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

[hari @hariYELLS]

“I’ve had you so many times, but somehow i want more”

-me to the fresh 50lb bag of jasmine rice in my pantry

[hari @hariYELLS]

@javroar “Okay but”

[hari @hariYELLS]

@Braam_ble My heart omg

[angie ✩ @angiemuah]

After 3 tequila shots the homegirls be looking realllll kissable…………

[hari @hariYELLS]

Therm’s fightin’ words, mr putin

[hari @hariYELLS]

@brujabitchh im Aqua rising & he’s Leo rising! 🤩 (although different chart interpretations put us at cap & Virgo risings)

[hari @hariYELLS]

@wetneptune Cap Venus and Mars 🤝

[andrea @oldeadwhitemenn]

Why would you say decrypt when decipher sounds so much better