haritbandi

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

A public library denied me from entering their premises today because I was wearing shorts. PEAK BACKWARD CULTURAL MINDSET.

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

Beach
Hope
Friends

:)

[human error. @blxcknicotine]

The first three words you see will define your 2023.

Go!

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

@BariaAvani yeh aankhon ki namkeen mastiyan

[Saurabh Rane @saurabhrane99]

This quote makes more sense day by day

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

A London banker wished me Happy Independence Day today. Any savage replies?

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

@vinayak_iyer_ It’s showtime

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

Bumble all day and Bumble after 12am are two different app

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

@vinayak_iyer_ @rajmehta982 Vinayak is turning 49 this year

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

I have 60+ days streak with strangers on Snapchat 🫣🫣

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

Mumbai > Bangalore > Delhi > Navi Mumbai

[Mili @MiliKyaMili_]

Mumbai > Bangalore > Delhi

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

The gray area

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

@BariaAvani Bhindi?

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

Half of the class pursues MS or MBA for freedom

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

I ate half pineapple today and my tongue has become all irritating now

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

I won’t wake up early unless I am going to the airport FULL STOP

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

Always excited to CC new people in mails

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

Good excuse to like your crush/ex’s old pix

[B/R Football @brfootball]

When Instagram is down and only showing you old posts 🤨

[UnstructuredCap @UnstructuredCap]

What if we kissed under the EBITDA bridge

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

@vinayak_iyer_ Can’t remember GTA cheat code to spawn them

[haritbandi @haritbandi]

Decimal point between 6 and 9?????

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Valuation:
- Amazon: $1.3T
- Uber: $50B

Q1 Revenue:
- Amazon: $116B
- Uber: $69B

What am I missing?