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26, Kent

[harley🦄 @harleysnel]

No way did I just wax a girl who had been seeing the same guy as me😩 the game is the game i suppose

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i understand that my body can’t digest corn or whatever. that’s fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

Theres only one way the Beckham brand can bury these Brooklyn revelations. They are in need of some great PR.

It’s time for Victoria to announce that she’s agreeing to a Spice Girls reunion in time for the 30th anniversary.

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Can everyone not share this pls
Kind regards

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Good timing! 😂

https://t.co/W9stit137X

[camila @mcamilaapx]

some girl just crashed into me and we both didn’t know what to do so we called our dads and we’re just standing here holding our phones together so our dads can talk to each other 🧍🏻‍♀️

[Nour 🏆🏆 @Nour_awfc_21]

What the men really need in their midfield to win the euros

[Patrick Quinn @TinnyQuinny]

That's a lot of middle names

[Jenni @hashjenni]

periods, pregnancy, menopause...
while men just.. live their lives? i don't get it

[📸 @THINGEO]

Give delboy a run for his money �

[Rachel @RachelNoise]

Wine-buzzed cooking to music in an empty house is top tier. The food may not be.

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

I love when my Apple Watch congratulates me for reaching an exercise goal when I’m doing something like walking to the ice cream place.

[Emily 🩼🖤🤍🇵🇸 @emssilly]

Mary Earps doing what Mary Earps does.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

donkey

[DM Drama @dmdramaa]

the girls on vinted are genuinely insane

[Charl Galloway @CharlotteG_foot]

It’s so exhausting to have women’s football history ignored and erased.

Leah Williamson, Jordan Nobbs, Alex Scott, Rachel Yankey, Kelly Smith, Mary Phillip, Faye White, Debbie Bampton!

Makes us lose love for the men’s teams + that they just care about virtue signalling

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

it was a cultural reset. had everyone memorizing the steps like it was a school project

[Imogen West-Knights @ImogenWK]

i don't want to hear anyone asking "what do the royals actually do for us?" again, now they have provided one of the most insane comms fuck ups the world has ever seen. what a gift. thank you, the windsors

[AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19 @LazarusKumi]

Queen Elizabeth really was holding that Palace together with her bare hands