harm parm

will eat your pickle if you don’t want it

[harm parm @harmc_123]

petition for @dog_rates and @BrotherNature to host/announce the puppy bowl next year

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Opened Google Scholar today and was immediately hit with “AI can now summarize academic articles.” Bro, it’s called an abstract and it already exists.

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Bro you missed it the quick brown fox just jumped over the lazy dog

[ash ✧ @crescentmoontea]

the problem with loving birding but having bad eyesight is that I'm always like is it a heron? a tree? a leaf? a robin? a bit of dirt? the extinct great auk? another birder? my doppelgänger? a blackbird? and no, it's a rock

[𓏵 @laceddotz]

being a woman is pretty cool if u ignore the constant sexual harassment that starts when u turn 10yo

[zombie @marsfairyy]

Sorry i didn’t know what to do No one told me what to do

[𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖍𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖍 @subpargarbage]

i think it's very important for people 30+ to still be sluts

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

How do I find a book that’s exactly like my favorite book but also different.

[Christina Garnett @ThatChristinaG]

Losing an hour of time/sleep on International Women's Day feels like the most on brand thing this world has to offer.

[tara HANCOCK🐍🩷 @tarasprivater]

international women’s day btw
send a woman $500

[. @emmasarchivee]

I never said the movie was good. I said I liked the movie. those are two VERY different things

[limpkin @acealeam]

birders be like i have to study i have A vacation coming up

[Greta @gretaproblems]

I do diy therapy which is just thinking

[harm parm @harmc_123]

why are we still piercing babies’ ears

[Malan ✿ @K0T0H1KA]

When did people decide saying the r word is cool and normal again I fucking hate you all

[iris 𐙚 ̊ @all4iris]

more men should be on their knees begging desperately. like in general

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

Can we normalize returning summaries to the backs of the books again instead of reviews and praises? I just want to know what the book is about.

[alexa @vampirrria]

Friday the 13th being the day right before Valentine’s Day is soooo sexy and me coded

[how's annie? @coolfunghost]

I like Groundhogs Day because it feels like one the last old-timey, folklore, appease-the-old-gods traditions we have in this country

[Abiyoyo @Naim__Ali]

I hate that some of yall keep saying “there’s nothing we can do” when we literally outnumber these mfs by the millions and they’re all 80 year old frail pedophiles. We could shove them to death