🍥 ally 🍥

0.1% lost ark pvp. stardew valley fair y1 blue ribbon recipient. never fucked up once

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

Purdue Pharma is bringing back the instant release 30mg Oxycodone for the first time in more than three decades to honor America’s 250th birthday.

[tad @ghostofthesun89]

I'm sorry I didn't reply to your text Bro I have Avoidant Tendencies

[🍥 ally 🍥 @harmingfoes]

Caught my first SOPHIE LETS GOOO #sophiemon

[Dogfucker @rotnbrain]

doctor started moaning during my prostate exam

[steak @communicat1022]

This blueberry I just ate deadass tasted like uncle pussy and it had loose skin too like an old man neck. I shouldnt have been so naive eating every berry. Damn it! I'm so stupid! I should just die this fucking uncle pussy berry damn irt

[jesse @penncelvania]

women are kind of like human jews

[jake @wormpuller]

And if you ain’t a toy get up out my playhouse

[we are frighteningly well resourced @poisonjr]

CNN: Popeyes To Begin Just Killing People

friendlyhelper88: based popetes

[Goomstella @Rhyhello]

No dude ratatouille was the twink you're thinking of ratatouilles monster

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

software engineer looking at a bunch of agents running in parallel fixing the code

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

angel that just keeps going “chiiiiiiillllllllllll shawty chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllll” instead of “be not afraid”

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Ronald Reagan when HIV medication was introduced

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

naming my triplets appdata, roaming, and .minecraft

[Young Thug ひ @youngthug]

I stopped playing video games in the 90s once I realized that Patman couldn't wear jeans.. it just made me profoundly sad.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

I think the hardest I’ve ever laughed was the time I saw a common man fall victim to circumstances beyond his control.

[turbomander @turbomander]

its a skill tree man. spend your points at the nodes. go down different branches and shit. dont worry about what you want to spec into just make the decision now. +5 hp or +5 stamina man. this decision is permanant and irreversable and will block off all other paths forever

[🐳 @2001V01]

I'm in the McDonald's drive through guessing mobile order codes tryna hit for sumn crazy