Jason Harnack

sorry I am sad because my rodeo friend died

[Jason Harnack @harnack_jason]

i have recently been watching "four weddings" episodes from the 2010's , and there is a CONCERNING amount of 21-22 year old brides with mid-30s husbands. but the drama is too good, i am willing to overlook it

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@devontasmith your performance in abbott was LEGENDARY. WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!! GO BIRDS

[Jason Harnack @harnack_jason]

asian restaurants when you ask for any ramen without meat

"i have just the thing!"

the thing:

[Jason Harnack @harnack_jason]

I am a fart
-jason

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february should NOT be spelled like that

[Jason Harnack @harnack_jason]

madison and kait looking at everyone in the reunion like #loveisblindreunion #LoveisBlind9

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petition for @LoveisBlindShow to let me host the reunion

reason 1 i am hilarious
reason 2 i will scream and leave no stone unturned

[Jason Harnack @harnack_jason]

does jordan know what bubbly means???? #LoveisBlind9

[Jason Harnack @harnack_jason]

love is blind season 9 episode 1 spoilers with no context #LoveisBlind9

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im sorry but these 30-year-old french women (cough Sarah and Kim cough) sure do act a lot like 14-year-olds #LoveIsBlindFrance

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to everyone asking the question, 'is love blind?'
i ask: are you stevie wonder? because if not, then
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jason Harnack @harnack_jason]

Samsung: we've got a phone that can fold in half!
Everyone: ...
Samsung: the battery is made of recyled plastic straws!
Everyone: ...
Samsung: ... we put the cure for cancer in the phone!!
Everhone: ...
Apple: we mak phon go fastr
Everyone:

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i have been silent for fear of government retribution ...

ALL CARS WITH AN OHIO LICENSE PLATE START WITH THE LETTER H!!!!!!!!!!

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the kids involved in that Coldplay affair are gonna have the perfect icebreaker when they get to college

[Jason Harnack @harnack_jason]

whats yall's word that just sounds scrumptious and exactly fits the word it describes?

mine is lunch

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im sorry but when is there gonna be a new alto popstar?? we have cher and miley but i need an alto, that is just basically a TENOR, kind of bitch!!!!

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just thought about the indoctrination of red=stop, green=go in our childhood. red could be go!!!!! green could be stop!!!!!

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THIS TWEET COULDN'T HAVE AGED BETTER 🥰🥰🥰

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I've never seen a Super Bowl more deserving of a Philly win. @Eagles , you should be so proud of how you played, and you've done this city proud. @JalenHurts , you are an absolutely inspiring player, and I'm so excited for next season ❤

[Jason Harnack @harnack_jason]

MOLLY YOU ARE INCREDIBLE THANK YOU FOR STANDING UP TO DAVE, YOURE A GIRLS GIRL #LoveIsBlinds8

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me when lauren finally escapes from dave hell #LoveIsBlinds8